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[tayla ꩜ @chaoticweevil]

the license plates are speaking to me

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

They got some bullshit on Milwaukee avenue

[John Smith @johnsmithyson0]

Very pleased with this post of mine. It is fun, very mild, and harmless. Everyone is enjoying a cute picture and nobody is upset with me.

[Officer Martinez ➐ @CBMovieFan]

Just cancelled my ticket to the opera

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[m @msnetik]

I don’t think my neighbor, Totoro, would be too pleased to hear about this

[rune sword @runesword1]

does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call

[Max @Maxisntheree]

Benito, gaga and me

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

when he goes through my phone expecting me to be cheating but only finds my dm to bad bunny wishing him good luck for tonight

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Doing a full-body shave for the Benito Bowl

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

and when i'm back at chipotle i feel it

[tara @proletarat]

Chicago. Best country in the world

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

It’s called chicago because this chica is about to go there

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i dont know #idontknow

[Positivity Central @chasedbywasps]

my dream is to say something amazing and everyone smiles

[ken @greeen2me]

i miss being a little kid and having my teeth fall out and being able to feel around the fleshy crevice with my tongue and poke and prod at the underside of the loose tooth

[jár @jarodzsz]

Young witches boil every cauldron on high

[alien @fastestUFO]

i hate bedtime so fucking much