Rock Foster

Writer of #mentalhealth comedies with 5* ratings Nine Doors and Eight Doors, and emotional novella A Christmas Carl.

[Rock Foster @rock_foster]

A #mentalhealth novella about #suicide and #depression that can make a serious difference to our landscape of understanding. Available from @AmazonUK and set in the #NorthEast with an old #NUFC Greenall’s strip making a cameo. #suicideprevention #NewcastleUnited #Kindle

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@ChelseaFC you have another chance!

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@fesshole Had to start it somewhere.

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@fesshole Facebook groups are a Haven for liars.

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@fesshole You bank with Satander?

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@ChelseaFC just want to put a word in for my mate Carney. He supports Chelsea and reckons he'd be a good manager. He once came 4th in our fantasy league which probably seems like a giddy height right now for you. He's also a PE teacher so has his own whistle and sports socks.

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@ubereats_uk driver accepted mcdelivery order then waited over an hour before going to collect. Sat for 30 mins in another town. Watched on map then went to restaurant same time as him to find my order. McDonald's say complaint is for #ubereats and not them. Have screenshots.

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@McDonaldsUK I have experienced the worst McDonald's order I have ever had. It was stone cold and missing BOTH the double quarter cheese and the double cheeseburger, as well as all of the sauces. My order number was 59B8D. No reply from Ryhope Road store, Sunderland. #mcdonalds

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@offspring and @simpleplan I have waited so long for this! Far too old to call myself a kid.

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@offspring and @simpleplan I have waited so long for this! Far too old to call myself a kid.

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When you realise how much you have in common with the current best MMA fighters in the world.

Same height as 3rd from left, same weight as second from right 🙈 @ufc #ufc #mma #MMATwitter

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@fesshole Know what you mean.

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@OfficialSteps making a comeback with a cover of one of the best albums of the 80s. Can only mean awesome. @BonJovi #LetItPop #BonJovi #Steps

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@StephenMulhern the show was absolutely amazing and I’m so excited to read Max Magic and practise your other tricks! Watch you all the time, love Eva-Lauren x @Butlins (p.s. you’re my fave, not Ant & Dec)

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@StephenMulhern I loved your show today it was out of this world! You’ve made me want to do some of my own magic! @Butlins

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@GMU12PHY @fesshole They’ve said Head Teacher of English. Casts doubt to the efficacy of their post.

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@fesshole Calling it coitus should do it.

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@fesshole No spellchecking on Fesshole today?

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@fesshole She a witch?

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@fesshole What if the next man/woman was an alcoholic?