Joe Dyke of Oz

A Lover of Places and Art | INTJ | Lapis Lazuli | Twitter: Where my Avatar Lives

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@37duff @hoesluvtroy Redbull baby!!

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@official_Sheye Yaweh! 😂

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@Dissentient87 @LibOrNormal GTA6 before GTA6. Nice stance whiteboy. Hit 'em up.

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@gipsypipsqueak @LibOrNormal You might as well take a trip across the pond and back to Europe you prime piece of nothing.

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@DamionT10000533 @LibOrNormal Agreed

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@bezobjawowo @grok @Vade7s @0lum1d3 @iamchrizten 😂 😂 😂

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@Jiffyh159 @ItzBlondiebitch Nah brv. Their mom's nuclear slipper would be wacking that backside all day long.

[Pro America Politics @proamericapol]

🚨JUST IN: A divorce attorney confirms he has multiple male clients requesting to use their wives' public support of Lindsay Clancy in custody battles.

If a woman think it thinks it's OK to kill your child because you have postpartum depression that woman should lose all visitation rights. PERIOD.

We must protect the children.

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@BSAT_Properties Everything that is wrong with Nigeria and their thought process is right here in the comments.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Taiwan solved tax evasion in 1951 with a trick so cheap it should embarrass every tax authority on the planet.

The problem was an all-cash economy full of small shops. A merchant pockets the cash, skips the receipt, and the sale never existed. Auditors can't catch what was never recorded, and hiring enough of them to watch every noodle stand costs more than the missing tax.

So finance chief Ren Xianqun flipped the incentive. Print a lottery number on every receipt. Draw winners every two months on live TV. Top prize today: NT$10 million, about $310K.

Suddenly the customer and the shopkeeper want opposite things. The merchant wants the sale off the books. The customer wants the ticket. And there are millions more customers than merchants. Every transaction now carries a built-in witness demanding the paper trail.

Year one, reported tax revenue jumped 75%, from NT$29 million to NT$51 million. Seventy-five years later, roughly 70% of Taiwanese still play. Convenience stores redeem the smallest NT$200 prizes at the register, so even a coffee receipt feels like a scratch card.

The elegant part is what the audit force costs. The prize pool runs about NT$7 billion a year, roughly $20 million. In exchange, the government gets 23 million unpaid auditors working every checkout line in the country, forever. No inspector general on earth delivers that coverage at that price.

Greece, Italy, Portugal, and Slovakia all copied it. The most effective compliance tool ever built looks like a game, and that's exactly why it works.

[Robert Greene @RobertGreene]

If you make a show of going against the times, flaunting your unconventional ideas and unorthodox ways, people will think that you only want attention and that you look down upon them.

They will find a way to punish you for making them feel inferior. It is far safer to blend in and nurture the common touch.

Share your originality only with tolerant friends and those who are sure to appreciate your uniqueness.

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@cantpretendtoo @Buckley376 @ThePunnyWorld My mama ooo!! 😂

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@Funminz @IfeomaOrji_ I came across your profile a couple of minutes ago and on this subject, I do have a thing to say. It all comes down to education and culture of safety and maintenance and socio-economic structures.

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@official_QV @Jaachi_light Third world fatigue thingy.

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@oma22k @tosin_tofyn Nope, not me.

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Jumping spiders are adorable.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

What kind of maniac lists 'often watches before it jumps' as a mitigating circumstance? You think I find it cute that it might be peering at me from a dark hole, calculating the best moment to make its big entrance?

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@OrevaZSN Crimson Desert

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Good morning.

[WithoutHistory @WithoutHistory]

Mr Beast did poverty tourism while iShowSpeed showed the everyday Africa.

[Marcelo hacker @marcelohk]

Isso é sensacional um tapa na cara dos viralatas do Brasil o que o mundo acha do brasileiro

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@ja99491 If funny when the angels do the cussing and it doesn't bother her a bit. 😂