Rock Calvary

Author, Poet, Investment banker

[Faithfulness Okom @AttorneyF_]

Met someone like this recently and it left me genuinely unsettled. Her parents are Muslims but her grandma was a Christian who raised her mom as one. Her mom later converted to Islam.

She doesn’t firmly identify with either religion right now cos her mom told her to wait and see who she marries and basically align with him. She is perfectly willing to marry either a Christian or a Muslim.

The first thing that crossed my mind was, you genuinely do not understand what either religion is actually claiming. Cos if you did, how could you delegate the destiny of your own soul to a marriage prospect?

This is also why I no longer do the kumbaya “we all worship the same God” performance. I have Muslim friends and colleagues. I can sit with you, eat with you, genuinely enjoy your company, and still tell you plainly that I do not believe in the substance of what you are doing, that I think it is completely baseless and remarkably flawed.

I have always maintained that friendship and sharp disagreement are not mutually exclusive. Sports, religion, I will tell you directly. The exceptions for me are human rights and politics. Not this.

Christianity makes a claim that cannot be softened, Jesus is God. Not a prophet. Not a moral teacher. God. And He is the only path to salvation and eternal life. If that claim is true, Islam is not an alternative road to the same destination. It is a fabrication from the pit of hell.

Paul did not mince words; “even if an angel brings another gospel, let them be accursed.” Under Christianity, Islam is accursed. The being that appeared to Mohammed was not Gabriel. It was a demon, which is precisely what Mohammed himself believed in that cave before Khadijah talked him out of it.

You cannot sit with that honestly and remain passive. It is not an option.
Floating between the two is a serious sign of existential unseriousness. I will respect the committed Muslim far more than the one swimming with the tides, cos at least the committed Muslim has grasped that the stakes are real.

And tbh there is a weight to this. Accepting Jesus as Lord can mean confronting what that implies about your late Muslim grandmother or cousin, or best friend. That is not a small thing. But that weight is not an excuse to commit to nothing. You never find peace with that. You just find a softer way to dodge the question. Lukewarm is not neutral, far from it. It is a answer in and of itself. And frankly imo it is the worst one.

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

Condemning a man for saying "Eat for me naa". Empathy wan pass like that?😂
Pick a struggle sis!

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

Women always claim that they want your empathy and not solutions until the problem is financial 🌚🌚

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@parcelforce I have made several calls to your call center since that day and spoken to a different agent each time. Your team has asked me to make a claim but I don't want a claim. I want my package delivered or returned. It's a huge box. It cannot just disappear into thin air!

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@parcelforce please help me find my missing package. On 22/04/2025 a member of your team came to pick up 2 bikes from my address after I placed a booking on your website.
Only one of those bikes was delivered. The black box your staff is carrying in that video never got delivered

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

Nigeria is a skit.
You have to be rich to get the joke.
If you're poor, then you're the joke🌚

[vibe goddess @jayruthart]

My Entry for the Geegpay Writing Challenge on Medium: https://t.co/geYPxIs9kz

#Geegpay
#GeegpayWritingChallenge
@GeegpayHQ @gbengabiyi

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@chichi18061991 Apply pressure 😂

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

Dear @Shoprite_NG
That croissant I bought from your ICM store this afternoon, please stop it!
You can do bread
Do buns
Even do egg roll
But you see that atrocity you guys sell for 650?
End it!

[Troll Football Archive @trollfootbol]

Okrika was very affordable till you people started calling it Thrift💔

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@FinPlanKaluAja1 Truth is, health insurance and a micro pension plan exists for people in this sector. They just don't know about it, or don't think it's important until they're caught up in this kinda situation.

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@Lizzycute_ She no dey pay school fees for the school ni?? How do they even want to collect it if they weren't involved in the first place? Wouldn't the winnings have been given directly to the winner or her family? I'm a bit confused.

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@Letter_to_Jack Sagamu again?? Isn't it this same Sagamu that vandalized and burned down bank branches during naira scarcity??

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@ebonylifecinema please tell me why I saw a rat in your cinema hall last night when I went to see Expendables? Thankfully your seats have that feature to lift my legs off the ground but I'm not sure that's what they're there for.🤦

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

Na only Police and LASTMA no celebrate Customer Service Week this year
#customerserviceweek2023

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@AfricaFactsZone Best part is, you can actually see it from the sky. I remember flying over this last year.

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

@JumiaFoodNG abeg return my money oh! Don't understand why you won't have an email address or phone number to call for complaints 🌚🌚

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

School no be scam
Na you go dey go OAU 🌚

[Rock Calvary @rockcalvary]

Love no hard.
Na you go dey date mad person 🌚

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

After reviewing all the footage, we're delighted to announce that Hilda Baci is the new record holder for the longest cooking marathon (individual) 💫

Watch the video to find out the official time we've awarded Hilda and read the full explanation below 👇