Randy Rocketella

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@BasedLori @YoyoNancy907 @heatdaddy69420 Sign me up.

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@CleGuardians RSU legacy game incoming

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@chellgod The shot was not going to go in, so it’s not a blocked shot. A blocked shot has to be a shot that would have gone in without being blocked by a player or goalie

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@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Get her and her family tickets to a game and a meet and greet with a player if you can @CleGuardians

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@BleacherReport @Rockies @brettforrestTV @BasedLori could eat this in one bite

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@BasedLori @frank_seravalli Don’t disrespect my goat like that

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@CleGuardians

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@Browns It never ends. New year, same result

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@JomboyMedia You can always tell by the hair

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@GuardiWins_ @JordanZirm @Vix721 Laughable. See what happened with Fry? The preferable matchup and he succeeds. It’s an analytical game, and always will be. They can’t afford to give someone reps when they are playing must-win baseball, especially against the Rockies

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@nathanaufenkamp @JomboyMedia Did you even watch the video post? He’s talking more about being shorted two baseballs in the crate as how he was at a disadvantage. Had a chance to get one more homer with two pitches left but there were no more balls in the crate

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@tigers

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@Marlins Hahahahahahaha

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@CleGuardians I’d rather get 50% off to watch paint dry

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@BR_OpenIce You had one job and you spelled his name wrong

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@vmpops Sizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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