Captain

edtwt // sw: 102kg cw: ???kg gw: 40kg // in a no-scale, no-measuring-tape household //

[Captain @rocketcalz]

being disordered and a big drinker is so annoying. wdym there's 260cal in a can of thatchers blood orange cider im gonna kms

[Captain @rocketcalz]

currently not disordered or recovered but a secret third thing [disordered but really fucking bad at it]. hope i get good soon, in either direction.

[Captain @rocketcalz]

@aromicals nondescript purging maybe? that's all i can think of

[Captain @rocketcalz]

i don't trust the food opinions of anybody who says greek yogurt is a good and valid substitute for cream. the texture and taste are both crazy different, and yogurt leaves a dry aftertaste in your mouth where cream doesnt

[Captain @rocketcalz]

is there a new disordered character otd account yet

[Captain @rocketcalz]

ppl on here will really be like "im don't hate fat people im just concerned for their health" as if their own body isn't literally breaking down from malnutrition

[Captain @rocketcalz]

"cosmo j. cosma canonically has an eating disorder" makes me sound insane but its literally true. he's such a pica icon

[Captain @rocketcalz]

literally eating crisps while scrolling thru edtwt what is wrong w me

[Captain @rocketcalz]

thought this was some weird kinda 'spo ive never seen before. pricecomparisonspo or something

[Captain @rocketcalz]

need low cal recipe threads........ please

[Captain @rocketcalz]

i need some1 to tell me that yes i am fucked up and weird actually and that i do in fact barely qualify as human and yet they like me anyway. that would fix me i think

[Captain @rocketcalz]

MATPAT TALKED ABT MY SPECIAL INTEREST [2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY] IN HIS NEW VIDEO WE ARE SO BACK

[Captain @rocketcalz]

convinced that the reason yall hate cottage cheese is bc you're trying to force it to be a sweet food. youre trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. have it with some radishes please.

[Captain @rocketcalz]

@capybaracals i wanna dye my hair ginger but my girlfriend says i would look like a girl :(

[Captain @rocketcalz]

my fast for the day was going well but then my mum decided to yell at me for being kinda upset and now im just more upset so now im watching the pokemon anime and binge eating to cope

[Captain @rocketcalz]

@ODEONHelp @JonnyBlox @ODEONCinemas okay :3 thank you josh

[Captain @rocketcalz]

@ODEONCinemas @JonnyBlox are you doing the freddy fazbear pizza

[♱ leonie ♱ @mxshxs]

imagine setting a calorie goal WITH someone but it’s a JOINT goal.

so not 500kcal each, but a 1000kcal total goal for you BOTH so if one person were to eat 600 then the other person was only allowed 400 omg what a disordered little game my brain just invented

[Captain @rocketcalz]

boy dinner