Rocket Fizz Kalamazoo

On the Kalamazoo Mall! Candy, Soda, nonsense. No store like it anywhere in town. #rocketfizzkzok

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Far too much negativity in this world.

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Sacrifice. That’s what parenting means to me.

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A little mischief, now and then, is relished by the wisest men.

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Rocket Fizz founders Rob & Ryan will be on national TV again (tonight Sat. 9/22). The show is titled Mind Your Business with Mahisha episode 7 "It’s Poppin’ Off At Aunt Emma’s Popcorn." The episode airs at 7 PM West Coast/9 PM Central. Please check local listings for channel/time

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No one talks about Larry Taffy’s dark period.

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@beegibs My two favorites. 😜

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Some dads tho

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@JCorduroy I’m a tad too geeked for Shazam at the moment.

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Free fall into some awesomeness.

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More New sodas in the line up...Jic Jac, Soda Boy, Goody, Howdy and Old Red Eye. Nice way to cool off on a hot day!

#rocketfizzkzoo #sodaboywouldbealamesuperhero

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@beegibs https://t.co/IE5xqpU1gO

Look what we figured out. ����

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So we bought a van to help promote the business by giving out some samples. For some reason, it’s not working as planned. Back to the drawing board.

#rocketfizzkzoo #strangerdanger

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Some days are just funner than others.

Bring the crew and let loose a little.
#rocketfizzkzoo #funnerisaword

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Hands down....Kalamazoo’s awesomest store!

Come on down and see us today.

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So....think you like hot? Let’s talk scoville units. One of The hottest peppers you can buy is a scotch bonnet and that registers roughly 250,000 scoville units.

So let us introduce you to the Toe of Satan. Jut a mere 9,000,000 on the scoville chart. Up for a challenge?

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Hi there. Do you know that holiday that sneaks up on you every year? The one that involves you running to a C-store at 9PM on a Saturday night to save face? Maybe this year you get ahead of it...

Welcome to the Dad Joke Superstore.

#jussayin #rocketfizzkzoo #dadjokesuperstore

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On a diet? Here’s a drink that you can pretend is a serving of fruit. We also have chocolate that pretends to be good for colon health too!

#everydayisacheatday #rocketfizzkzoo #donttakehealthadvicefromyoursugardealer

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These gals came by to “scout” the place out. Thank your Troop 80440 for spending the morning with us!

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Rainy day at pride! Come on inside and celebrate with us!

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I was driving past the sewage treatment plant they other day. I rolled down my window and asked if the had any grey poo ponds. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Mustard soda? You bet! Now in stock!!

#rocketfizzkzoo #doesanyonereadmyhashtags #mustard