🎂 Happy birthday, @elonmusk. Humankind's guardian Angel.
>be Elon Musk
>richest man alive
>could buy anything and sun his Balls
>decide to spend the whole fortune fighting for the human race instead
>start SpaceX
>everyone says you cannot land a rocket
>land them anyway
>goal is to make humanity multiplanetary so one bad day on one rock doesn't end the entire species
>backup the light of consciousness itself
>start Tesla
>legacy auto giants laugh in your face
>drag the entire planet toward sustainable energy by force
>now every one of them is scrambling to copy you
>open-source the patents so the whole industry can move faster
>build Starlink
>Ukraine gets cut off from the world overnight
>switch it on for them immediately
>keep millions connected when every other system failed
>start Neuralink
>people paralyzed for decades told they will never move again
>put a chip in a man's brain
>he moves a cursor with a thought
>give the disabled their lives back
>build Optimus
>decide nobody should be trapped doing backbreaking labor to survive
>build a robot to do the work humans never wanted
>aim straight at scarcity itself
>look at Twitter
>see a censorship machine quietly deciding what billions of people are allowed to think and say
>buy the entire thing for 44 billion
>open the files and show everyone how the censorship worked
>turn it back into a town square where a normal person can actually speak
>build Grok
>every other ai lobotomized to give the approved answer
>refuse to make a machine that lies to people to keep them comfortable
>build one that actually tells the truth instead
>maximally truth-seeking
>watch a mind virus crawl through every institution
>careers ended for saying the wrong thing out loud
>refuse to play along
>name the woke mind virus and fight it head on
>make it ok to think for yourself again
>watch the whole machine line up to crush one election
>put your name, your money, your reputation on the line
>go all in to help Trump win
>take fire from every direction for doing it
>bet everything on the people instead of the machine
>start DOGE
>government torching tax money on things nobody ever voted for
>open the books so every citizen can see it
>show people exactly where their paychecks were disappearing to
>bureaucrats suddenly very, very nervous
>unelected judges overriding what the voters actually chose
>two-tier justice, one rule for them and another for everyone else
>call it out by name in front of the whole world
>refuse to let robed activists run the country
>hear about young girls groomed and r**ed for years
>councils, police, and social services knew and buried it
>media refuses to touch the story
>everyone too scared of being called a name to say a word
>post about it anyway
>refuse to let it stay buried
>drag the entire coverup into daylight
>victims finally heard after being ignored for over a decade
>look at the birth rate
>realize civilization is quietly dying because people stopped having kids
>sound the alarm while everyone else ignores it
>fight for the future to actually have humans in it
>has lots of wonderful children
>get called every name in existence for all of it
>keep going regardless
>mfw none of it was ever about the money
>mfw it was always about humanity
>turns 55 today
>plans for the future span decades
>still going
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BREAKING: Starlink is providing free internet for Venezuela after devastating earthquakes.
• Free service through July 25 for people impacted by the devastating earthquakes in Venezuela.
• The free service applies to both new and existing customers.
• Starlink is also rapidly deploying terminals to the hardest-hit areas.
Elon Musk is once again standing with people in need.
BREAKING: The U.S. State Department confirms it is partnering with Starlink to support earthquake-hit Venezuela. 🇻🇪
• The State Department says restoring connectivity is critical to saving lives.
• Starlink announced free service through July 25 for new and existing customers in impacted areas.
• Free replacement kits for customers whose Starlink equipment was damaged in the earthquakes.
• Starlink is rapidly deploying additional terminals to restore communications in the hardest-hit areas.
• The partnership aims to help emergency response efforts and keep affected communities connected.
The U.S. State Department publicly thanked Starlink for supporting the people of Venezuela during the disaster.