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Luke Hochevar fan page

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Kansas City Royals are calling up slugger Jac Caglianone, one of the top prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. Caglianone, 22, is hitting .322/.389/.593 with 15 home runs and 56 RBIs in 50 games between AA and AAA.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Oh wow you can either put this in the oven for an hour or microwave it for 30 seconds. Damn that's a tough one

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Tom Cruise worship is closest thing we have to secular Catholicism because he is a vessel through which we are allowed to believe our greatest sins can be forgiven with compensatory grand acts.

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

If you're an American that loves baseball, embrace the fact that the global audience is going to prop up your favorite sport. They're a counterweight to the decline of baseball's cultural relevance domestically over the last couple decades. Or else baseball just becomes niche.

[Ethan @rocketpigsammy]

Seems like a fine time to pat myself on the back

[Ethan @rocketpigsammy]

Maikel Garcia survived the offseason despite predictions that the Royals would move on. He’s an elite defender at both 3B and 2B.

I expect some upward regression this season with OBP numbers closer to the .323 compared to .281 he put up last season.

#Breakoutprediction
#royals

[Ethan @rocketpigsammy]

@Gibbbbbons Definitely nailed the pick

[Ethan @rocketpigsammy]

Luke Hochevar was selected 1 overall in 2006 by the Royals, ahead of Clayton Kershaw and Max Scherzer.

9 years later he would go on to throw 10.2 scoreless innings in the 2015 playoffs and was the winning pitcher in Game 5 of the WS.

#unsunghero
#respectthegreats
#HDH(h)

[nick naney @nicknaney]

Went to the zoo alone today and when I got to the monkeys I said “what is this? A Robbie Williams concert??” One guy looked at me and basically smiled. Great day.

[yobobby @y0b0bby]

bro no one calls you the space cowboy

[Ryan McEntush @rmcentush]

never met a man who hates costco. it transcends race, class, and creed. i’d trust a costco hospital with my life. i’d send my kids to costco daycare. i’d be laid to rest in a kirkland signature casket

[platinum sombrero IQ 73 @platinombrero]

LUKE HOCHEVAR REFERENCE ON TWITTER DOT COM

[Cosmo Kramer @cosmokramermiz]

What we think about this? @Gibbbbbons @rocketpigsammy

[Ethan @rocketpigsammy]

@cosmokramermiz @Gibbbbbons Holy cow. This is a dream come true

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

RIP king 😢

[Ethan @rocketpigsammy]

@r_ramirez35 You interested in Anthony Rendon in fantasy?

[Ethan @rocketpigsammy]

Maikel Garcia survived the offseason despite predictions that the Royals would move on. He’s an elite defender at both 3B and 2B.

I expect some upward regression this season with OBP numbers closer to the .323 compared to .281 he put up last season.

#Breakoutprediction
#royals

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Wtf was Elton John on about when he goes

If I was a sculptor… heh. But then again, no.