Rockets2235

If Toledo doesn’t make the CFB playoffs, it’s clear that the system is rigged.

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@Ihartitz Saw a leaked text for one of his 12-man, $100 buy-in leagues. Only paid out $550 to the top-3 and the rest went to “charity”.

His sleeper account ran 91 leagues and if all of them were raking in $550 a pop, he’d have been skimming $50k/year even with everyone paid out.

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@AdamSchefter The GOAT

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@AdamSchefter Bum

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@Wario64 Immediately clicked add to cart when it dropped and it lagged so long at checkout that it was sold out

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@AdamSchefter Adam reposts before the normies even realize the original link was broken. That’s why he’s the GOAT.

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@AdamSchefter Best RB room in da league

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@Ihartitz @ochocinco Ian please I need a Jayden Reed helicopter tonight

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@CLTMayor Thank you Mayor ChatGPT! A real person—like you—always goes out of their way to use so many em dashes in a public statement.

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@Wario64 Cowards!

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@RapSheet Tyjae Spears*

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@jmthrivept Why would you guess ACL+ before isolated MCL?

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@AdamSchefter The good thing is that it looks more like a grade 2 MCL sprain than anything more serious. Hopefully he can be back on the field in a few weeks.

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@RapSheet @judybattista Ian, everyone knows that Sunday is God’s day of rest

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@Wario64 Contrary to popular belief, the attachment for the keyboard isn’t two configurable buttons. They are actually scales used for weighting both testicles at the same time. Really critical for solving puzzles in certain VR games like “Half Life: Alyx”.

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@maintlonely @Juiceup__3 Translation: “Toledo Football is about to shock the world this year”

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@LateRoundQB Once you have your first torn meniscus, the stair sprints go out the window.

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@Ihartitz Treylon Burks is a top-5 WR in the league though

[Rockets2235 @rockets2235]

@Panthers His last name rearranged can spell croutons

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@ClutchFantasy @Ihartitz Keyword is rookie