Gretchen Culver

Random thoughts that should probably be tweeted via my personal account but I am too lazy to switch. Named one of BRIDES and Martha Stewart's Top Planners.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I hope everyone with a uterus and the people who claim to love them are ready to shut the whole world down over this Supreme Court nonsense. Expand the court. Shut down transit. Our bodies aren’t up for their debate.

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

I haven’t seen a team make a pitch this perfect since The Bellas.

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

My stress every night in December, where to put the damn Elf

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You

Vs.

The guy she
tells you not to
worry about

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

Couldn’t be more true.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It’s officially the time of year where you can use the front porch as extra fridge space

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had Culver’s?

Buy now: https://t.co/Nx01KBR2z5

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

It’s that time of year again. Elf on the Shelf season. 😩

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

Fireplace going! Today’s going to be a good day! #HappyThanksgiving

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

Today I’m grateful for double ovens.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

New Trailer: The Batman but it’s Ted Lasso

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

My new favorite shirt and life mantra: What Would Ted Lasso Do #wwtld #tedlasso

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

Good luck today @AaronRodgers12

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

Dear @AaronRodgers12 happy to help you and your beautiful fiancé with wedding planning.

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

The only reading that should be done poolside in Vegas is the drink menu.

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

“Having purpose helps us be resilient.” - @Nylons at @ileamsp first Day of Education

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

Pro tip, don’t go to Taco Bell on Cinco de Mayo

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

I just ate some steak in the bathtub and all is right in the world.

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

Dorito dust on my keyboard is a real problem.

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

I got the J&J vaccine so now I’m just drinking a lot of wine to keep my blood thin.

[Gretchen Culver @rocketsciencewe]

We are ready to rock outdoor summer weddings. Who wants to get married?!