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*parody* of myself

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I *cant* work hard unless I do 40 hours of addictive mobile gaming

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Watching Marvelous Mrs. Maisel while wounded or bleeding makes it difficult to fully "get" the show.

[f @rockgara]

My maternal instincts are broken I'm like baby ew kitten ew puppy meh.. TODDLERS and OLD DOGS only

[f @rockgara]

Baby paintings paintings I spend 10 mins on then forget

[Lindsay Hodgson @linzhodgson]

If anyone was in any doubt, about the state of maternity care in the UK right now, or the lengths that some will go to in a bid to protect reputations against whistleblowers or to promote their own dangerous agenda, then read this. A very sobering article. https://t.co/g3RzFXgg3z

[f @rockgara]

My vacular compression syndrome is so Lana del rey it's also known as "coquette syndrome" haha

[Rare Disease Day @rarediseaseday]

🚨 IT'S RARE DISEASE DAY GLOBALLY! 🚨 Join us marking #RareDiseaseDay 2024! Spread awareness, share stories, and support those living with rare diseases. Together, we make a lasting impact! #ShareYourColours

[💉riley @ 🦎DOROHEDORO JJBA COMBO 🦖 @letsgotothemaul]

The second one is called smoochy if you care

[ROB CRAVE @ROBCRAVEE]

“Lana Del Rey gathers up all three beverage options for herself [Diet Coke, Red Bull, coffee], along with her red vape pen, and leads me outside. The steps to the patio are broken.”

- Lana Del Rey for Harper's Bazaar

[hot dam historian @hotdamhistorian]

i'm not jewish, so correct me if i'm wrong, but it seems to me so unfair that leftist american jews are doing the work supporting palestinian liberation and then are both accused of anti-semitism and also face anti-semitic attacks.

[kie @criminalplaza]

i love when women

[f @rockgara]

My managers like I know you work at pret to meet a banker husband and I'm like do you not see me take out the rubbish 10 times a day I want to meet a bin man actually

[f @rockgara]

I'm using quordle as my own personal tarot cards

[f @rockgara]

Practice Quordle
4️⃣5️⃣ GRATE - FLIRT
7️⃣6️⃣ SMOTE - UPSET
https://t.co/PmrL6BxeHL