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[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

MUTE THIS CLOWN holy shit.

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

just realized that was basically a rephrasing of the tweet prior. I'm very bad at twitter, sorry. especially to President Obama who still follows this account? thank you, Obama. miss you & think of you every time I post. please don't leave.

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

you ever scroll through facebook & notice how all the conservatives who are anti-abortion because “what if the baby grows up to be a scientist or doctor” are the same people now ignoring & outright bashing the living scientists & doctors we have here today?

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

conservatives in my hometown: “life is SO precious from conception on, we must protect it at ALL cost!”
also conservatives: “I refuse to be told to wear a mask to protect anyone from risk of death. we’re all gonna die someday, so we need to get it over with & get back to normal.”

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

@travisladue am I doing the math right? it’d be around $160 for a years supply of these (recyclable, but not made of already recycled material) cards? gross.

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

@AshleyAlese @Refinery29 the takeaway is this seems to be an admission by the burner that the glaringly positive, no-real-feedback, “five stars, ppl who don't LUV IT here are EnTitLeD and just hate the FUN fast-paced workplace" reviews were faked, since everyone having a great time is "too busy" for that

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

to all the media companies writing articles against pay inequality in Hollywood: do any of you personally encourage salary transparency in your workplace?

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

yes! I modeled for milk makeup a lil while ago :-) https://t.co/irUtDMJNNg

[✨ Taryn E. ✨ @Voltaireon]

@rockienolan Girl is this you- modeling fair skin tone for @Influenster @InfluensterVox ?

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

the sky's the limit, but the ozone layer might getcha

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

@Uber accidentally banned me 2 years ago and I'm happy they never got any money from me from the many rides I've taken since. 🙃

[michael brown @boyinquestion]

Waking up each day while Trump is president.

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

@Seinfeld2000 pitch: Elaine loses her wallet, only upset because she lost her 10th free coffee punch card

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

start up idea: a monthly box subscription that delivers a new sampler of other box subscriptions to your door each month.

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

@SouthwestAir gave me someone else's boarding pass & @LGAairport @TSA let me thru security checkpoints with an id that doesn't match. KEWL!

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

OOO & on vacation for the next 2 weeks seems like a good time to fire twitter back up. maybe tumblr? xanga? HMU on AIM honestly.

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

@kymbreed need 2 tell u i "somehow" had text notifications on for yr tweets - discovered this last night & have just been enjoying the ride

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

when your bank emails you "ready to buy a home?" and then 8 minutes later "your account is overdrawn", I think they know the answer is no.

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

New editorial for Refinery29: fall boots shot on two incredible flex dancers. Full story here -... http://t.co/t6Xmaih6af

[Refinery29 @Refinery29]

How @boyinquestion and @rockienolan feel about the @girlscouts cookies in the office. 🍪

[rockie nolan @rockienolan]

@jesssarawright :) :)