> be Tom Hardy
> start drugs at 11
> expelled for crack and theft
> say you'd sell your mum for a rock
> wake up at 25 in blood and vomit
> get sober. stay sober 23 years
> replace it with the gym and martial arts
> become bane. mad max. venom
> sneak into a local BJJ tournament as "edward hardy"
> choke out a stranger who didn't know it was you
> become a trustee of the veterans charity you fight for
> in 2026 get fired for being too intense
he survived everything except a producer's email.
In June 2022, actor Matthew Lillard promoted a special Airbnb experience by hosting stays in a replica of the Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine to celebrate the film's 20th anniversary.
From a simple idea, to an early tech demo, and now a fully fledged launch on April 16...
Here is a look back at how far MOUSE: P.I. For Hire has come 🥹
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.
Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.
So, like any reasonable rapper would do…
He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.
And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.
And Afroman’s response?
He dropped ANOTHER music video.
In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”
They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.
And the best part?
A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
Hey folks,
It’s time for the salmon to return to the spawning grounds. The Redford Theater was a critical component of those early influences that fueled my desire to make movies. When Evil Dead premiered, the Redford was the obvious choice.
45 years later, I’m delighted to show you my latest flick at this grand old palace which has been lovingly maintained all these decades.
I’ll see you soon for a raucous Q&A after the show!
Emphatically yours,
Bruce
https://t.co/v4EHAjjSMK
Underserved Villain Rap:
Derek Huff
- Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family
- Paused his fishing with Cubes story to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are
- Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house
- Hasn’t had a carb since 2004
- Saved car karaoke performance with his solo
Shit I woke up and this is at 300K+ and somehow I’m 1,200+ followers
I’ve been building this game solo and seeing people care feels UNREAL. Thank you!!
If I knew it would blow up so hard I’d put a link there lol
I’m particularly interested to see how Insomniac handle Wolverine’s healing-factor.
Raven nailed it with X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Uncaged Edition), the layers of Logan’s anatomy and regeneration animations were truly impressive for the time 👌🏽🔥