Ben Simons

Singer, Actor, Lover, Dreamer

[Ben Simons @rockinrolla21]

There's a character in Dungeon Crawler Carl named Dr. Hu?! DCC and Joe Ledger crossover confirmed? Lol @JonathanMaberry

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@elonmusk Honest, it was probably pretty disappointing, not gonna lie

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@SpaceX You're not cool, you're lame as fuck and you are negatively affecting people's lives. Shut the ever loving hell up.

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@elonmusk You HAL 9000 was the bad guy in 2001 a Space Odyssey. The same thing as using Palantir as a name for a system that is spying on all pf our people. You are all literally the bad guys, so shut the ever loving hell up

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@elonmusk You funded a pedophile and rapist and put him into office, shut the ever loving hell up

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@elonmusk You funded a candidate who would bring the destruction of the government's own people, so shut the ever loving hell up

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@elonmusk Hi. You're trash and so is Trump. Yay, I'm engaging.

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If I ever leave a legacy behind, I want it to be of great hugs and genuine vibes

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@MTGrepp @elonmusk Like you give a crap about Bernie Sanders. Republicans are treating democracy the same way they treat homeless veterans, as a talking point they only care about when they're trying to distract from other issues.

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@elonmusk Bruh, you just straight up didn't do this meme right...

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Conservatives think that DEI means that talented white men will lose out to less qualified people, when it really means that mediocre white men lose out on jobs because the talent pool now includes other people.

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@NotGlidus just told a friend if mine that I'm watching the Dragon-er Show. The Glimbus infection is spreading!

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Was Trump shot at by an illegal Chinese or hispanic immigrant that was coming in from a prison or mental institution? Was this that dangerous "migrant crime" he keeps going off about, orrr...

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@SeanRossSapp My favorite moment is Jon Moxley's speech when he came back after going to rehab. What an incredible promo from an incredible man.

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Ah yes, Chekhov's Ladder Bridge

#MITB
#wwe
#WWEMITB

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Hey Republicans, you know those homeless veterans you only bring up when demonizing immigrants? Yeah, now would be a good time to actually give a shit and help them.

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I am as straight as the day is gay, but something about Jeffrey Dean Morgan saying "daddy's home" just gets to me

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@julesvictoria03 Im here specifically for the wrestling reference...and tits...

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I will never live up to Hozier...and you know what? That's okay.

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Dave Chapelle just won his fifth Grammy. Do tell me again about how comedians get canceled.