It's Saturday. Just got off a double shift working commando at Denny's my balls smell like blueberry pancake batter. Ladies, please don't text it, I'm with my boys drinking twisted teas and watchin 2003 summerslam on the WWE network. Eating ass tonight for sure
Taylor Hall's point streak is now 26. Longer than I've ever lasted in the bedroom with the ladies, and im talking about 26 seconds not minutes. Honestly im not even surprised, he's always been dirtier than a Motel 6 shower curtain. Nastier than Newark New Jersey. Now that's dirty