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dallon weekes is the only man ever

[Dallon Weekes @DallonWeekes]

Trick question. The bass player would never be shown. It’s TV rules.

[joyriding @rockitmurdoc]

@waterparks Kaylyn Wallce / Atlanta, Georgia

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@waterparks Kaylyn Wallace in Atlanta 😫😥😭😭😣😌😫🤙

[WATERPARKS @waterparks]

THE PUSH-UPS WERE WILD BUT THE SCARIEST PART OF THAT WHICH DALLON CONVENIENTLY LEFT OUT WAS THE EYE CONTACT HE MAINTAINED WITH ME WHILE HE DID THEM. I’VE NEVER KNOWN SUCH ANGER.

[WATERPARKS @waterparks]

SOMEONE IS MAKING BOOTLEG GEOFF MERCH, IM CALLING MANAGEMENT

[Baekhyun_EXO @B_hundred_Hyun]

Merry Christmas ❤️🌠🎁

[Dallon Weekes @DallonWeekes]

Easy. I don’t give a flying eff. #ultimatebadboy 😎

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

AS SOON AS I’M EMOTIONALLY STABLE THE BAND IS SO FUCKED

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ATLANTA 😥😣✊😤😭✋👊

[New Politics @NewPolitics]

Where should we tour in 2019?

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@brobeqs You're literally STILL being bitchy about it and bringing it up 6 months later? If you were really over it you'd just drop it and move on with your life

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Good morning let's get this bread

[Dallon Weekes @DallonWeekes]

Holiday Gifs

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I'm shaking what does this mean

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Me, going back and deleting my old tweets to try and forget how cringey I was but in turn reliving how cringey I was and just generally not having a good time

[joyriding @rockitmurdoc]

IM SORRY W H A T

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Now that THATS out of the way it's time to actually use this thing

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,,,,why do I follow Neil deGrasse Tyson?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENCE IN FILM -- One hundred and fifty thousand people voted, with 86% in favor of me bringing back such commentary to my Twitter postings. 12% don't care. So I will continue, and brave the negative vibes of the 2% who voted no. Lots to catch up on...