Every time feels like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is usually something like a bottle of fake Bioderma I was too lazy to go out and buy at Boots and thought it’d be a great idea to order from Amazon Prime 🤷🏻♀️
I can’t be silent about this any longer! My building has a parcel room, but instead of a concierge handling things like in normal buildings with a concierge, they just let us rummage through it ourselves like a bunch of fucking scavengers! 🤦🏻♀️
Wimbledon scheduled four second-round matches on the show courts under the roof when more than half of the first-round matches on the outside courts have not been completed and are continuously delayed by rain 😱
My ticket offer from the Wimbledon ballot was so disappointing today that I impulsively purchased tickets to the finals of Italian Open and I'm now planning my vacation in Rome 🤣
I'm also curious who thought that having those long-ass film credits right at the beginning of Tár was a good idea? There were at least 3 groups of people who came to the screening during that time, turned around, and left, thinking they are at the wrong place 🤣
Imagine my horror when I first saw an incoming call from my gran at 4am her time, and then instead of saying articulately that it was an accident after I picked up, she whispered something quietly, went silent, hanged up on me and rejected my call when I tried to call back 😱🤯
Came back from the O2 after seeing #Fedal match live at the Laver Cup and immediately put it on replay to watch all the coaching during changeovers that I missed 🥰
So instead of going to a cosmetic dentist on that Monday, I had to rush back into my orthodontist office. She acknowledged the issue and had to rescan me for another set of refinements 🤡
In August, I was finally done with my Invisalign treatment. My orthodontist removed the attachments on a Wednesday afternoon, but because I was scheduled to see a cosmetic dentist the week after on Monday morning, she didn't do a scan of my final result 🤡
I was just supposed to wear my old tray overnight to prevent any shifting over the weekend, but that tray was sitting so loosely without my 60 attachments that by Friday night, my teeth already shifted big time! 🤡
Absolute bonkers because the Bermondsey area is like 5 miles away from Westminster! Are people going to be literally camping overnight on the streets of London? 😱
They've closed down half of the Southwark Park in Bermondsey today, including the part where tennis courts are. If you had a court booking, you had to go through the guard and explain why you are here 👀
Just checked where the coffin is supposed to travel to Buckingham Palace from, and it should be West London/Ruislip, so it can't be for this. My best guess is that this is for people who would be queueing to see the Queen lying in state at Westminster Hall 🤔
No, seriously, Hollywood is truly something! They would make actors do the Italian accent in an English movie to show that the action is taking place in Italy, but they absolutely don't care when their Russian scenes sound like they are casting an ancient spell 🙈😂
That scene from The Bullet Train in Russian is embarrassing. As usual, I could not decode a word the characters were saying without the help of subtitles. Imagine having the $100mil budget and not being able to hire a coach who'd teach actors to say 5 sentences coherently 😂
Then he shoves his card, which says that he is the CEO but doesn't say of what, right into my face. 'Here, take a picture of it and whatsapp me later. Maybe we can get a coffee together.' 😂
So I went downstairs earlier today to enjoy the last few warm evenings and have a quiet dinner in a cafe outside of my apartment, and some middle-aged lonely Asian dude decided I’m up for a chat 😂