THE GLENN CLOSE

ROCK N ROLL, BABY 🎸🎶 | prev in The Glenn Close Trio | whatever pronouns 🤘🏼 | 🐻❤️🦌 | ic: plonkies

[ali @probablyalissa]

A mouse hearing a secret: I’m sworn to squeakrecy

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: i love you so much my intelligent rat companion
my intelligent rat companion: youre the cracker to my cheese
me: i dont think u can call me that rat companion

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Still holding down the fort this morning

[homerfan1738 @HomerFan1738]

carry on my squidward son
there is peace spongebob is gone
play your little clarinet
dont you cry no more

[𖤐 𝙰𝚟𝚊.𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𖤐 @SprinkleCake00Z]

Merry Christmas Everyone!! 😛🎄🎅🏻

Enjoy my beefy Santa

[THE GLENN CLOSE @rocknrollbard]

@FIREWERKING 🚬?

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Do you think the Grinch was circumcised

[boop @xboxbodywash]

it's not stocking to you that i'm standing on christmas

[alex @abjortia]

santa better be careful coming to my house tonight i like fat guys 😂😂👀

[THE GLENN CLOSE @rocknrollbard]

I’d like to see those three ghosts try me tonight

[Olive Garden @olivegarden]

This is how you stay on the nice list.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

gift wrapping ability gap relationship

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no

[데굴쥐 @anywayG4ever]

🐀

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[xXChrissyCatXx @crunkcore]

at least my ex-wife let me keep the taco bell sauce drawer

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

They milked him??

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

i don't freak unless froken to