Gary Michaels

The name is Gary Michaels. I can be found #streetperforming or being a #rock #comedian. I do it for #laughs.....and #money.....or #sex

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Amazing. https://t.co/vSLPyHY6iZ

[Gary Michaels @rocknrollcomic]

I'm watching a #TV show called "tree of the year". Yes....it is a #competition show judging trees in a year. I'm up for the sweet chestnut.

[Gary Michaels @rocknrollcomic]

Great night had @CavendishArms @ComedyVirgins. Looking forward to performing another 4 min 20 second act again next month.

[Gary Michaels @rocknrollcomic]

In cafe waiting on fried chicken. Drug dealing kids at door ...and the story of Moses is on TV. Am I in a blues song. #Walthamstow

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Just finished a lovely set @shamblescomedy. Great acts. Will be back asap.

[Gary Michaels @rocknrollcomic]

Needed a piss. #Lincoln #ChristmasMarket

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I suppose what makes the #crucifixion so horrid after the last supper is he had to go through the whole thing with a #hangover. #Christmas

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Will #perform at #worldfamous #CoventGarden today.... Just like I've done nearly everyday over last two years. So no change there then.

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Do you get a prize if you watch everything on #Netflix from start to finish. I suppose I'll find out. #insomnia

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On route to my first stand up show in England at #cavendisharms. Gonna lose the blue guy, he's the heckler type.

[Gary Michaels @rocknrollcomic]

A street performer in the rain = lonely bastard. #coventgarden #livingthedream

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Watching #suspiciousparents, identical to a dream I had. Feeling suspicious myself. #supressedmemories #neversleepagain

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#Hell does indeed exist on earth people. It's called the #YouTube comment section. Stay away and be safe my friends. #satanspleasuredome

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#Donaldtrump as president of #USA is going to be like letting the heckler onstage to finish off your show. #holdontight #RealityStar

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Travel lesson; never use train loo during stop. You return to find creepy dude in your seat + he thinks your weird for sitting next to him.

[Gary Michaels @rocknrollcomic]

You know things are depressing when even Leonard Cohen has checked out. #RIPLeonardCohen

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@TheNotoriousMMA you run rhyming too. {Alverez does not = trump, upset = muppet, spade is a spade, King is a King, Two way world champ}

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#America just #Trumped ....and the rest of the world is voting. Laughter is at 22500 votes vs depression at 23700, its going to be tight.

[Gary Michaels @rocknrollcomic]

Right now millions of people are voting a privileged white family into a house rent free as a black family is kicked out. #ElectionNight

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A.B.A.C.A.B.B was 'Blood Mode' in @SEGA #MortalKombat in 1992. Somethings are just too important to ever forget. #finishhim