Human Tumbleweed

Art dept cretin, podcast co-host of @BrianAndGio Made a Podcast, bassist for @theGoGetEms. I sometimes do standup comedy.

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

me (insane) talking to my friend (also insane): ur not insane. and neither am i

[Human Tumbleweed @rocknrollgio]

In my massage therapist’s parking lot, a Saul Goodman lookalike and his cat hopped out of a pickup truck and chased a fluffy rabbit into the alleyway.

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@MikeRichardLong Gasp! The classics too? The ones with Mel and Sue?? And Mary Berry??

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Narrator: Little did she know that she would indeed be accepted again, and would again, after dodging wild pool cues and rookie Gen Z bar-goers as she clutches a poorly-crafted cocktail, feel that Anodyne should indeed suck farts.

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Yeah, suck farts, Anodyne Pool Hall!

[Tré Cannastillo @Treconacento]

Anodyne can eat my balls

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In retrospect, Anodyne doesn't deserve this kind of treatment. I'm sorry baby, please take me back.

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@offlohi Whoa I forgot about Mastodon. How's it going over there?

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OK this one is worth tweeting about

Wordle 517 2/6*

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[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

GEORGE (telepathically): i’m shining jerry!
JERRY: you’re shining?
GEORGE: went to the overlook and bam! got the shine!
ELAINE: one time a guy took me there for the weekend…let’s just say it was all work and no play
*kramer chops through the door with an axe*

[Human Tumbleweed @rocknrollgio]

If you find a butt plug in a bedside table in the Airbnb you’re staying in, does it improve or impair your rating? Asking for friend. (It’s me, asking for me.)

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@scooterpwny Meet them halfway and go to the bar inside the nearest Applebees?

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But also, how’s about out-of-towners quit buying our real estate and driving up the housing market therefore exacerbating homelessness and poverty?

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My favorite thing about people from out of state considering moving to NM is all the New Mexican Redditors and Tweeters being like “oh, nah it’s not great..this place is pretty much Jakku.”

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Like, how’s about more tourism money to help pay for better schools and public transportation and services for the elderly and disabled?

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@ericstephen @JordanJesseGo You must be one of those nasty freaks that enjoys a long bit.

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damnit I saw an ad for cookies on twitter and now I want cookie also I cannot move due to being old send halp or cookie or both

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@JordanJesseGo @susanorlean @Jordan_Morris I hear saw palmetto can benefit flopped dorsal fin problems.

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@Resonant_Freq No, I’m I’m LA for the weekend.

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#jjgo momentous occasion: