Gary Morrison

Freelance Graphic Designer | Illustrator | Maker 🤖 IG: rockonrobot 🤖

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Every YouTuber out here being sus as hell, always coming out with "I'm not going to lie". What you hiding?

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@A_Ipcress Yeah. My landlords want their building back so the can do renovations. Probably so they can up the rent by £400. They gave everyone in the building two months to move out.

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“Is my annual income more than 30 times my monthly rent”?! How does saying no to this stop me from viewing a flat. I am in full time employment. What fuckery is this. #scottishlandlordoftheyear

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The heat I radiate as a fat person, when it hits 23c

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#SevenStarsSunday

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Took some me time today

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@199X_HNK A wee Kenshiro, for your viewing pleasure. Drawn in photoshop.

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Ryan Gosling’s Avatar SNL skit is still one of the best pieces of cinema I have ever seen.

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I always knew the Dalia Lama was a wrong’un.

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British Gas really do be taking the piss.

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I love that Andrew Tate’s resting face is “was that a shart?”.

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Someone in my building is cooking, and the smell of garlic and onions has made me so hungry I could eat my own hand!

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The @playrust community has a strange dichotomy. On one hand you have helpful players willing to teach new players how to play the game, on the other, zero morality incels who openly call you the N-word, and are glad your Mum died of cancer. My bi-weekly 'why do I play Rust?'

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@A_Ipcress Certainly the least chill weed smoker I have ever met.

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Having a new floor installed in my bathroom, and my basement neighbour has decided to throw a tantrum in retaliation to the noise by playing very loud hardcore metal music, and mashing the keys on his piano. 😀

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@A_Ipcress He asked last time that I inform him when work is expected next, and I did, four days in advance. I guess that was not good enough.

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@A_Ipcress @dylxnos @StokeyyG2 Why am I seeing this? 😆

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@A_Ipcress @bob_maclean I used to be really scared of that guy. I thought he was like a cyberman from Dr Who.

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Had a dream last night I was at an awards ceremony. I met Idris Elba, and Bill Murray, who I told I was going to steal his dog. I remember clapping for winners feeling really weird, which leads me to think I was clapping IRL while asleep!

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Actual genius at work.

[Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false]

Bob's Organ
Lots of people asked for this.....because it's one of the greatest tv moments ever.