Jose Garza

[Grover @Grover]

Somebody told me that I kind of look like this emoji --> 🔵. But they are mistaken. This emoji looks very much like ME! What do you think?

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

Don't beat yourself up if it feels like you didn't do enough to reach your goals at the end of the day. No matter how small, each step forward is an important one.

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

Science says it takes approximately 48 hours for an introvert to physically and mentally recover from an awkward encounter.

So no, it's not me hiding from you. It's totally me just protecting my own health and well being. 😎

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

My toxic introvert trait is slowly walking away from people until they can't talk to me anymore.

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

Naming tiny dogs after your favorite chips and snacks seems like the cutest thing. Dorito, Frito, Nacho...

Someday gonna name a tiny dog Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn.

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

@RollieRodz #InContextRollieRodz

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

@RollieRodz It's all good, I'll pour out a Jersey Mike's sub for them sometime this week...

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

@ChrisCCortez I'm not sure if all the verified checkmarks in the world could sort out which person named Jose is the real one.

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

@RollieRodz I figured it would be the other way around! Telling us oldsters about Discord (or maybe my internet experience is just...really, really old)

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

I’m a sucker for dumb marketing campaigns. I normally stay away from Papa John’s, but once they name a pizza the “Shaq-a-roni” I’m 100% sold. Give me that Shaq pizza!

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

Being a true gamer means you have life goals like “Succeed in my career”, “Raise an amazing family”, and “Beat Witcher 3” and they’re all equally important.

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

@RollieRodz If you go back to college, it should be as Professor RollieRodz cause I would love to learn your ways!

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

When you realize Guadalajara and Jalisco are places to live and not just places to get a chimichanga. 😱

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

Their biggest rivals are the guys who keep trying to bring back The Muppets.

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

They should make a sitcom where it’s just a bunch of writers trying to bring back the Looney Tunes in different ways. Every episode ends with them failing and going back to the drawing board.

In the end credits it would say “Based on Real Life”.

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

@myretrolifeshow @YouTubeGaming @PocketGamer @engadgetgaming @NintendoAmerica I got mine Christmas of 2001 with Mario Kart Super Circuit. I remember thinking “bro this looks as good as Mario Kart 64”. Even though it wasn’t quite on par with the 64, the leap in power was certainly game-changing for 12 year old me.

[Jose Garza @rockostrich]

@jaytholen I was just thinking this the other day. And then every other day before that.