Abby

Cheat to win, win to cheat

[Sam Richards @MinneapoliSam]

I thought the whole point of Walz not running again was so he could fight like hell for Minnesota not whatever this is

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

turns out unc is short for unconstitutional

[GL @gldivittorio]

It’s cute when people are like “it’s already the new year in Australia!” but everyone knows it’s not really the new year until Andy Cohen has blacked out in the greatest city in the world

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

The MAGA right says Charlie Kirk is a martyr for freedom of expression, but still want people to lose their jobs for criticizing his rhetoric

More: https://t.co/V87bc06YUI

https://t.co/V87bc06YUI

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

@PortataProverbs I’m showing Chris this

[The Cataracs @thecataracs]

2025’s over… It’s officially 2010.
Drop a whistle 😙 if you’re ready for new Cata & Dev

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

@jclementine9 I don’t think it matters which one you start first but please watch all of them over this year for maximum insane vibes

[emily @north0fnorth]

“i just asked chatgpt and…” cool i just lost a significant amount of my respect for you

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

@PortataProverbs Trash island is real

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

@yehme2 Minneapolis

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

@itsMOMOlicious If she’s never been to Jerrysota she’s too young for you bro 😎

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

@LouisTheChild I’m gonna puke-o

[kel 💭 @keldotlauren]

trump almost getting assassinated & biden getting covid in the same week is the most american thing imaginable. almost getting killed by something they both pretended to not be a problem is poetic — no one doin it like us fr

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

@phunnish_Phil They’re on sale!!! Better snap them up quick!!

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

Do dogs have butt cracks?

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

playlist support, thank you @spotify 💚

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

@nettiegale Happened as we were ordering so we didn’t even get Culver’s bc their power went out :/

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

Splotchy vision bc I looked directly into MY eclipse (electrical fire outside the Bloomington Culver’s)

[Abby @rocksolidabbs]

2024 the year we finally get a basement freezer for extra storage

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

One day you’re hot, young and fun and the next you’re a little too into the NYT mini crossword