Elle Murphy

🎶

[Elle Murphy @rockstar_tt]

Ban Ticketmaster “in-demand pricing” https://t.co/K15tIatbSY via @UKChange @TicketmasterUK @oasis greedy wankers 🤬

[Ottawa Fire Services @OttFire]

We are on scene for a 🔥 at Les Suites Hotel on Besserer St off of Nicholas St & Dalhousie St. Firefighters arrived in 3 min & smoke & flames were visible from the top floor. #OttNews

⛔️ Please avoid the area ⛔️

[Rebecca Reid @RebeccaCNReid]

Can we just agree once and for all whether the wheels on the bus go all through the town, or all day long? Because I’m fed up with looking like a fucking mug

[Elle Murphy @rockstar_tt]

@mpsunday @wyntermitchell

[Elle Murphy @rockstar_tt]

♥️

[Cameron Brown @CammyBee]

Beat It 🕺 Probably one of the coolest guitar solo’s ever recorded 🎸

#eddievanhalen #evh #vanhalen #guitar
@DaddarioandCo @jimdunlopusa @fractalaudio @GregRenoff @sunsetsound @NerdHalen

[Elle Murphy @rockstar_tt]

🔥

[Elle Murphy @rockstar_tt]

Sake 😳

[Nathalie Vincent @awlilnatty]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THEY THINK WE STROLL IN THE DARK HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥

MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF!

ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

[Canadian Hockey League @CHLHockey]

A memorable first goal for Dever!

@Ottawa67sHockey | #CHLTVGOTW

[Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75]

#JoinIn is currently trending no.1 in the UK over Santa and Happy Xmas. Well done everyone on spreading the word far and wide and helping others. Truly the spirit of Christmas. ❤️

[Dan Jones @dgjones]

Select your five penalty-takers from history, I’ll start

1. Henry II of England
2. El Cid
3. Margaret of Anjou
4. Genghis
5. Pope Innocent III

Big match temperament

[Ottawa Weather Records🌤 @YOW_Weather]

With a 2pm snow total of 22cm, today is #Ottawa's snowiest day since Jan 17th, 2022. #OttWeather

[Elle Murphy @rockstar_tt]

Insanely good!

[Funkanometry @funkanometry]

It’s time to work Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

Thank you all SO MUCH for the continuous support. We love you all. #funkanometry
•
WE DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS SONG
*no copyright infringement intended, for artistic purposes only*

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Scranton. What? The electric city 🎶

[Elle Murphy @rockstar_tt]

Thanks @dadwroteaporno for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 1,898 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/n5AuGdYeUf

[Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach]

I’ve seen several posts today about how the world is hideous and the internet is a cesspit

As an antidote to this misery I have put together a small collage of my rescue hamster

Twitter - meet Ian

He will instantly make you feel better

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

Soho show (21:45, 1 hr) coming to a merry end the other day at 22:46. Mic back in the stand, sincere thanks dispensed, solid final quip to come. Chap in the front row gets up to leave. What happens next will SHOCK you (if you share my standards about this one very specific thing)

[My Dad Wrote A Porno @dadwroteaporno]

Tomorrow, the end begins…