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[Porter @rockstonic]

@peakgto @PokerCoaching_ Black Friday

[PeakGTO @peakgto]

🚨 HUGE GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

We’re giving away 2× 1-YEAR memberships to @PokerCoaching_ Premium + @peakgto to celebrate our Black Friday Sale!

How to enter:

1️⃣ Follow @PeakGTO
2️⃣ Retweet this post
3️⃣ Comment “Black Friday”

🎁 Winners announced November 18th.

[MLB @MLB]

THE LOS ANGELES @DODGERS ARE THE 2025 #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS! #CHAMPS

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

MIGUEL ROJAS TIE GAME! #WORLDSERIES

[Porter @rockstonic]

Wife: can I open this Merlot?
Me: is it my good wine?
Wife: no, it’s Sapa Valley
Me: okay, go for it.
*looks at wine*
Me: Napa Valley! You fool!

[Porter @rockstonic]

Wife: my private chef made me a delicious meringue every day when I was 5 years old. You won’t be able to recreate that so don’t try to make me meringue.

[Porter @rockstonic]

Wife: where I come from poor people starve to death. You did not starve to death, therefore, you did not grow up poor.

[Porter @rockstonic]

@JonathanLittle @CoeHoe @Bex_oi

[Jonathan Little @JonathanLittle]

This holiday season, I’m giving away 1 2-year PokerCoaching Premium membership ($1,000 Value)!❤️❄️

To enter:
1. Retweet this post 💥
2. Tag 2 people below ⬇️

This is the last time we will be offering a 2-year membership, lock in a 70% discount today!

https://t.co/OWG3Bo1b0w

[Porter @rockstonic]

When you dominate everyone at risk and suddenly it’s 7am and your wife wakes up and orders breakfast for you and your loser friend #Iwin

[Porter @rockstonic]

@JonathanLittle @TristanCre8ive LadyPupker

[Jonathan Little @JonathanLittle]

🚨 $2,000 Freeroll Alert! 🚨

We’re giving away $2,000 in tomorrow’s freeroll on CoinPoker at 8 PM EST—and PokerCoaching coach @TristanCre8ive will be streaming it!

Here’s how to join:
✅ Sign up through this link: https://t.co/ELf2QJwQaa
✅ Register for the freeroll on CoinPoker.

🎉 BONUS GIVEAWAY! 🎉
We’re giving $100 to one lucky person! To enter:
1️⃣ RT this post.
2️⃣ Comment your CoinPoker screen name below.
(Must play the freeroll to qualify!)

Don’t miss your shot to compete for $2,000 and the $100 giveaway—let’s run it up! 💰

[Porter @rockstonic]

Fuck you, Pennsylvania.

[Porter @rockstonic]

@JonathanLittle Cp username: LadyPupker

[Porter @rockstonic]

Love the Poker Cosching free rolls!

[Jonathan Little @JonathanLittle]

🚨 $1,250 STREAM GIVEAWAY 🚨

I'm giving away 1% of my action for the $25,000 buy-in NAPT Super High Roller on Nov 4th to 5 lucky people who play the PokerCoaching Freezeout Friday Freeroll this Friday at 8 PM ET!

To enter:
1️⃣ Sign up: https://t.co/TG4TI0F69r
2️⃣ Play the Freezeout Friday Freeroll this Friday
3️⃣ Retweet this post!

@AramZobian will announce the 5 winners during his live stream, which you can watch on Friday starting at 8 PM ET at https://t.co/WpMClUKY86

I also have some action for sale on @pokerstakecom (you can buy it at https://t.co/8nnsO8Rvsl) at little to no markup for tournaments from Nov 4 - Dec 18 if you want a sweat. Good luck! 🍀🍀🍀

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

WALKER BUEHLER STRIKES HIM OUT AND THE DODGERS HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES

[L.A. Public Library @LAPublicLibrary]

Champions 💙⚾️💙

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE THE 2024 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

After an insane 0-5 comeback, they take down the New York Yankees in 5 games in one of the most anticipated matchups of all time.

WHAT THEY GONNA SAY NOW? 🔥

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

#DodgersWin!

FINAL: #Dodgers 7, Yankees 6

[Porter @rockstonic]

This game is weird.