Shandu kaNdaba

A recovering alcoholic

[kp @YaHateTwoSeeIt]

Correlation?

[pablo @bhulu_elimnyama]

isishwapa esi soft >>>>>>>>

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

YouTube premium
AirPods Pro
Fast WiFi
A girlfriend that loves you.

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

I hate getting into something with a woman who has been everywhere

“I was here in 2021 with my friends when this place was opened”

Oh my goodness, you have to go my sister 🤚🏽😩

[#MAKEYOUROWNSOFTLIFE🤟🏽 @CYangs_]

Lamza’d my ex yesterday, wow I love that girl🥹.

[Ta’S @iGhostAccount]

Staying away from women >>>

[' @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[— don @dracosrevenge]

I've officially aged out of 'General Access' tickets. I just need chairs bro, I need to be able to sit down whenever i want

[Manzi @ClixWell]

Driving at night on the M1 at night is the perfect time to think about your ex.

[Shandu kaNdaba @rockthepork]

@saymyname_za 👀👀👀

[Shandu kaNdaba @rockthepork]

@Buleh_ “bamfethu” will always be funny 😭

[_ @zizo_brn]

I don’t wanna lie man having one partner is so peaceful saves you from a lot of admin.

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[TEMPLI @TempliOfGad]

As someone who is a bit involved with a very strict woman, let me tell you one thing, women know entirely what they're doing! Even the ones that seem clueless!

[Moriö @moriostaT]

Hamba nathi Mkhululi wethu 🇿🇦
#Bafanabafana

[KM🤍 @KhensiManzini]

I lost the love of my life because of my character 💔

[𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐠 @LitSego]

Wanting someone you can’t have is the real humiliation ritual.

[Sarkastik Observer ☭ @SiyaSindelo]

nearly 10 years just ending in a whimper of a wave and a frustrated goodbye among the noise of men moving furniture you once shared… Helluva way to start a week…

[Percyval @_Percyval]

Yall let sex workers tell you how a relationship should be lmfao

[𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔖𝔭𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯 🇵🇸 @vuyoxhamfu_]

I really love my girlfriend man, what a perfect woman.