Rocky Monson

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

Hey @tacobell my order tonight was wrong and there is no way to contact the store to fix it. Please help

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

.@tacobell help. I’ve been stuck in your drivethru store 032944 for 40 minutes. 10 of them at the window. Only 5 cars in line when I started

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

The #niners make losing an art form.

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

.@ChipotleTweets the new queso is terrible Tastes like grainy water down off brand mac n cheese powder and milk so bad
#chipotlequeso review

[Kip Moore @KipMooreMusic]

If your parents taught u 2 hate people of color they're idiots. If you're an adult & still spewing their hate, that makes u a bigger idiot

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

@PhilippeReines @mandashoooow

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

Let's all crowd around the gate. It's not like we all have tickets to get on the plane. It will not leave without you.
#lemmings #comeon

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Remember, if someone is offended, telling them you do not give a fuck offends them even more. You're welcome :)

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

.@nickstr111 https://t.co/EDwXhjctpF

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

getting coffee#

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

.@mandashoooow "Portland Ketchup sucks"
Truer words were never spoken

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

.@SouthwestAir why can't I get anyone on the phone? I've been on hold 45 min, and have an urgent travel issue

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

The orange president is probably going to ban the super bowl next year after the intro, Coca Cola, and now bush rolling out. #SuperBowl2017

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

Wondering how long it's going to take for ppl to lose it over God Bless America. #sisterhood #Super Bowl

[John Francis Daley @JohnFDaley]

Dude doesn't know the diff between quotation marks and underlines. https://t.co/l6bCIYUFqi

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Sometimes Twitter gives you a gift:

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

What the fuck happened to compassion?

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

Someone needs to train the snowplow drivers in PDX. The streets shouldn't still be an ice rink. #PDXsnow #pdxice #scarydriving #didtheyplow

[Rocky Monson @RockyMonson]

.@geeksquad my apt to fix my TV was just changed on me for 3rd time at the end of my 4hr window. Can't get anyone on phone after call drops

[Kate Upton @KateUpton]

Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn't have him on their ballot?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"This loss hurts. But please never stop believing that fighting for what’s right is worth it." —Hillary