Father

Villain. Business operator. Evil adult with a passion for baking. Hmu

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

Stay in school kids. Forever. I've already locked the doors.

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

One of those days where I just want to destroy all the ice cream in Texas

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

@teentraitor TELL YOUR MOM TO GET BACK TO WORK TOO SHE HASN'T MESSED WITH THE KIDS NEXT DOOR SINCE YOU WERE IN IT

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

Can't I have ONE conversation with vegetarians without them bringing up how I "eat corpses?" It was ONE cake, there were like 30 kids tops.

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

@teentraitor Get back to work.

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

@KND_One Aren't you significantly too YOUNG to be having any sort of individual freedom whatsoever? ANGERING

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

Nigel Uno infuriates me because he's basically just my brother in a pair of short shorts

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

GO TO BED YOU LITTLE SHITS

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

Build your prison entirely out of ice while fully aware that your most prominent opponent's specialty is melting things. #kndlogic

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

Can Conan O'Brian stop pretending he invented this hairstyle? Thanks.

[Father @rockyroadflambe]

First person to talk shit about my robe can kiss their February break goodbye. I don't work this hard to be uncomfy.