Dan

Grad era over just Math Mage | @blaindoctor got deactivated gonna try to get it back

[Dan @roctoD]

Imagine pulling up to The Drunken Clam with Sheldon, Brian, Homer, and the Sponge. Sheldon faints mistakenly pulling out his Geek Squad card as ID, mocking the antiquated custom of physical ID. Brian comes in right after and apologizes to the bar security for his antics. We settle in. Little do we know, in a moment, Peter walks in with Bart and the whole night gets turned upside down.🤯

[elise @yumyumeg]

LA sounds terrible it’s prostitutes all up & down the street u die if u wear ur home team hat & they burritos have fries in them. Fuck no.

[Dan @roctoD]

@VITARTA1 @boardzyxd I think it's missing some fur to keep hands warm while gaming

[African Rose @africanrose77]

thinking the kebab shop guy cares about you is worse than thinking the stripper likes you

[Niles Sankey @NilesSankey]

I preferred making Halo 3 over having sex.

Just ask my first wife.

[Larry “The Liability” Simpson, CFA, B.D. @larry_burn33]

Least obvious prostitution front. Love the hustle though! 🪵 #freakplace

[Dan @roctoD]

I ask you about algorithms, you’d probably quote Knuth. “Premature optimization is the root of all evil.” But I bet you don’t know what it’s like to spend days optimizing a simulation’s numerical method because otherwise it takes 4 weeks to run. Your move, chief.

[Dan @roctoD]

Someone pls do a study measuring brain activity, stress hormones, and general physiological stress reading a decently written human article vs AI-written article of the same caliber.

[Dan @roctoD]

@cremieuxrecueil There're differences between supercomputers/hpc, hyperscale datacenters, edge, etc. However, "datacenter" is misnomer for these new facilities. The woke A/B tested term is "AI Factory." I think we should move towards Planetary-scale Intelligence Scientific Systems (PISS).

[i²cjak @i2cjak]

Donald Trump just made netrunning legal

[Dan @roctoD]

Writing ~thé~ book on venture capital investing.

[sympathetic opposition @sympatheticopp]

when you meet her friend group and she not the one the other girls periods sync to 🤮🤮🤮

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️ BREAKING: Google is pulling Nano Banana image generation from Google Earth a day after launch.

Users created prompts to generate images showing a plane hitting a Manhattan skyscraper, a bombing in Moscow, a nuclear plant in Iran, refugees at the US–Mexico border and a bomb crater in Los Angeles.

Google says it's building "stronger guardrails."

[Dan @roctoD]

Which would you rather spend $400 per month on?

[Coex @saturnmissiles]

Making my wife who just did 12 hours of labor get out of bed to take pictures of me bicep flexing with the baby

[Dan @roctoD]

I be the one tickling them at work and I don’t even be working there 👀

[Lil Corey @teamlilcorey]

I want a girlfriend but bitches be letting niggas tickle them at work & shit