RB 🫧

slouching towards sweetgreen

[erika @yeeeerika]

10 things owning a lava lamp taught me about leadership

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

this tuesday feels forced. we should've had today off as well

[m @msnetik]

narrowly avoided TikTok like an asteroid

[jp @jus10pr]

How you serve at a funeral.. omg

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Had a few nights like this

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[Matt Ferrari @MatthewFerrari]

he’s obviously drinking again

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

walking out of my movie at AMC Lincoln Square and seemingly was the only person to catch two girls trying to get into a movie dressed in a giant trench coat and disguise? i love new york city

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I helped a girl set up her Roth IRA while out clubbing once, I do not play

[erika @yeeeerika]

me in the Criterion Closet: i don't have a dvd player

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

it's you, it's you, it's all for you
everything I do

[sam parker @samprkr]

Watched Grey Gardens for the first time. How did THEY not start the Hantavirus

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

4pm nap with heavy rain outside

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Richard Kind

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Trying to flirt in your 30’s: