Rodentdendron

Jean grey apologist (WIP)

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@OfficialLiamo honorary Asian in my books

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@OfficialLiamo yea

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@autogynefiles “What does the chef recommend”

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Going to work and spamming chat with coworkers to up my charisma stat (-999) instead of working

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my love language is when i say look at the cat you immediately look at the cat

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if you try to quit cigs in montreal they will kill you

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@Observeevents @macaronirascaI Here comes the cigarette police

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ive eaten all my pasta and drank all my wine and swam at all the beaches and tanned until my skin is leather and my lover has made for me all the milky lattes and weve watched all the movies together with our fingers intertwined but now they drag me by my neck back to the cubicle

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Swimming is the closest I can get to flying

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@corsaren

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Assert Dominican

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Piranesi gave me what my year of rest and relaxation couldn’t, no I cannot elaborate

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STOP CLAPPING AND WHOOPING IN MOVIE THEATERS THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU

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@6ixside24 @notdrained Michelin star? Eurocentric? Skill issue

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hey your mannerisms looked really normal and natural today. when you walked around I couldn't even tell that there's something really off about you. keep up the great work

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@Jayenache @CHRRYDOVES You can’t address criticism on how you feel entitled to punish women by leaving them stranded when they say no.
Instead you zero in on obvious ragebait

I have the utmost respect for Princess Jas and wish her success. She’s never going to have sex with you

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@Jayenache @CHRRYDOVES If I were to have a good faith debate with you irl, I would say leaving someone stranded when you’re rejected because you feel you’re owed reciprocation is in fact rape mentality.

But I’m not, and you reposting thirst traps on twitter is proof you have worms in your brain.

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@Afinetheorem It’s them damn phones!