Rodeo Jokes

Everything humor! Country life, southern living, cowboy, western, rodeo, and more. Submissions taken at [email protected] #humor #jokes #country #cowboy

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What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots? 
String beans.

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What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier? He got a hot-diggity-dog!

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Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

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Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A: A zebra!

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Q: What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly? A: Chicken.

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Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.

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Q: How do you get a wild horse to accept a halter? A: You turn the stables on him.

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Yo mamma so short she poses for trophies! #mothersdayspecial

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Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck? A: Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas.

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Yo momma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real.

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I swear! I just came straight home from work babe!

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What did the anxious pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.

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Q: What is a young Colts favorite sport? A: Stable Tennis.

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How does a redneck show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

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@AgGradNation With a name like that!?!? 😉 #justahunch

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What do you get if you divide the circumference 
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi. @AgGradNation

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What did the fish say when he posted bail? "I'm off the hook!"

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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! #wednesdaywisdom