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[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

2034 You can be cop ice agent or troop. Or you can gamble on reality. Or you can stream yourself throwing slices of ham at homeless people. All other jobs are gone.

[Adelaide ✶ @doemisu]

Sometimes you gotta break up a couple of times to make it work

[Isobel Fox @foxxobel]

some of you seem like you’d fuck anyone. i find it off-putting and unerotic but i’m also kind of envious. i have difficulty feeling attracted to people

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I used to think that holding your tongue was a sign of maturity, but I realized that a true sign of growth and maturity is being able to vocalize your feelings in an appropriate manner even if you are angry. Holding your tongue just fosters unexpressed feelings that lead to

[yue ୨୧ @Iovemelo]

national 😭😭😭 girlfriend 😭😭😭 day 😭😭😭😭 but we 😭😭😭😭 broke up 😭😭😭😭😭

[sara @rodeowhippets]

when i get enough sleep & drink enough water the grocery store looks like a jungle gym & i feel all my upper body strength in my finger tips

[sara @rodeowhippets]

i want to shred on my guitar but it’s too loud. i want to bang on drums but they’re too loud too. i want to slap my bass but it’s too quiet. piano makes me mad.

[Beau @thecharmingbeau]

It's ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of making a beautiful girl laugh

[sara @rodeowhippets]

i love eating pumpkins & cheating on people

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

my no. 1 red flag remains undefeated: person that casts themselves as a perpetual victim in every story they tell & never expresses any regrets, critiques or meaningful introspection about their own behavior or anything they couldve done differently small or big.

[sara @rodeowhippets]

when i’m eating eggs & they start to taste too much like eggs i say in my head i’m a hungry baby velociraptor & this is all we have to eat

[frick @gofrickurself]

Don’t eat flaming hot anything if you’re over 30

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Don't talk to me about tiktok. Please focus. It's only us now. We're gonna forget how to make concrete

[M.E 🎈 @Emmys]

You’ll live a better life if you don’t concern yourself with cosmetic damage to your car

[َ @gffyoq]

everyone talks about learning to let go, but what about learning to hold on, to repair, to love and not to leave when things get difficult.

[sara @rodeowhippets]

it’s important to learn niche & bizarre skills when you have free time but not tell anybody so that everybody just thinks you came that way

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You may find yourself. In a beautiful restaurant. With a beautiful burger