Evil Rodger.

I'll solve this case, just you wait! | NOT AFFILIATED WITH DANDYS WORLD

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@yearningpaintr Counting or not counting twisted violence?

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God I fucking love drinking and driving while children are in my car

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Ketchup isn’t available… What are you putting on this?

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Let's start grinding up little children into drugs

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@I_H8_DANDY I'm evil Rodger ay

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Selling hard cocaine to little children

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Sometimes i do fent in a dark alleyway with my fellow evil Rodgers

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The schools should be red

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Sometimes children need a good beating to learn

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We as a society need to consider child abuse as a viable option

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Let's talk about how child labour is a good thing

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@InkwellCupHero You will be burned at the stake with the infants.

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The children deserve to be hanged.

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I abuse and hit toodles. I throw beer bottles at her.

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I grab little infants by their legs and I slam them into the wall

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@safetypurrst Is that so?

[Evil Rodger. @rodgetective]

Today, I'll be exposing DANDYCOIN. The biggest rug pull in gardenview history, all orchestrated by Dandicus himself.
Millions of liters of ichor have been stolen from toons, twisteds and even handlers. And I'll be telling you all the details.

[Dandy! @SH0WTIM3PAN1C]

Ah'm very thankful for all ma tweets poppin' off! To thank y'all for the support, it's time ah start up $DANDYCOIN! Invest today!

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@GHOSTLYPRANKSTR What?

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Made myself, not to toot my own horn, an amazing meal.

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@yearningpaintr I'll survive easily, being picky will end you.

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@yearningpaintr It tastes rather good!

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@yearningpaintr Can't i cook for myself?