Rod Kelley

Proud graduate of Furman (2006) and Florida State (2010) / ΒΘΠ - ΔΛ #453

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.

[The oochiest of Wally @krazziK09]

Ppl be having too much time on they hands 😂

[FSU Baseball @FSUBaseball]

𝗪𝗘'𝗥𝗘 𝗚𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞!

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

I love this!

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 6 year old just got back from visiting our elderly neighbor and said, “I told her we’d bring her some fresh baked cookies when they’re ready.” I informed her that we weren’t baking any cookies today and she said, “Oh, I guess we kinda have to now, don’t we?” Diabolical.

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

Leaked footage of Mike Norvell’s contract negotiation

[Furman Paladins @FurmanPaladins]

Just in time for the holidays, we are excited to introduce the FURMAN FAN SHOP! This new online marketplace offers a variety of apparel, gifts & even NIL merchandise.

Visit: https://t.co/wTyqSKxrmq

#FUAllTheTime

[Tomahawk Nation @TomahawkNation]

cc: @OldTakesExposed

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

Putting the man on BLAST.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I guarantee you cannot guess how this video ends �

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

I want to say I'm surprised that anyone could have this experience. But I know what state I live in.

[Material Blerd! 🪄 @Blerdybynature]

At Urgent Care today

Nurse: Are you taking any medication?

Me: Prep

Nurse: ....for your stomach?

Me:...no its a preventative drug for HIV

Nurse....oh okay, didn't know what that was

Me...

Doc comes in

Doc: Any medication?

Me: Prep

Doc: ....for your stomach?

Me:

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

@BlerdGirl1908 Precious!

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

My thoughts on Eboni K. Williams saying she wouldn’t date a bus driver unless he “owned the bus.”

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

@BlerdGirl1908 This has to be a lie.

[Hannah Ward @HannahWardWYFF4]

TRAFFIC ALERT: Two lanes blocked due to crash on I-385 Northbound at Exits 40A,40B SC-291 Pleasantburg Dr. @wyffnews4 #wyff4traffic

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

Join me by making a gift this Dins Day for First Gen students at Furman! #DinsDay https://t.co/NPNCqY564d

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

@BlerdGirl1908 I thought you would enjoy thus. #ribbit

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

@AmazonHelp Thanks Michael for your help!

[Rod Kelley @rodkelley]

@AmazonHelp My Fire Stick is slow to load the home screen. When I attempt to load an app, I get a blank screen. I've attempted to look into settings, but nothing loads.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Amazing how you can subscribe to any service instantly & they take your $ with one click but when you try to cancel, suddenly you need to call their helpline which is always too busy and so you have to find a dragon to fly you to Mordor to slay your subscription in the flesh. ⚔️