Luke Gregory

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@joerogan lime in a corona beer bottle top is used for the citronella to keep the bugs out of your beer.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Robert Mugabe finally resigns. Big Sam said to be in the frame.

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@R1Breakfast can you clear up an argument for my friend Ben and I. What's more abnormal. Eating a whole apple? Or eating buttered weetabix?

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@R1Breakfast my mate Ben said Dracula was shit and les mills is shit

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@FinallyMario What the fuck have you got on your feet???

[EA SPORTS FC @EASPORTSFC]

RT with #LegendsWeek for a chance to win an untradeable Bergkamp! Xbox only. Closes at 12am UK TODAY. #FUT

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@thegarr3tt

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@broc101 bellend

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@MarkdKingstone you got your rancid ticket yet dude?? Sherby and all them lot are going as well.

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@Josh_G87 bad times man. Just take it as added flavour.

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@thegarr3tt Tottenham need a manager

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@FrankMSinclair I think Ronaldo as he has proved himself in Spain and England but Messi struggles against a solid English defence.

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

Di Matteo named new Chelsea manager. It's about time. He's blue through and through. Good times.

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@sammyswans @MarkdKingstone @broc101 @cal401 @sadfaceplustear Let's all lose the plot at Reading 2012 yeaaaaahhhh!!!! # Never come back.

[Luke Gregory @Rodney1288]

@MarkdKingstone @sammyswans Parsons used to get with himself in the mirror #Queer Parsons