Rodney Barlow

former firefighter living my best life with my 1984 Kenyon hs state champs and if you are trans or any other mentally handicapped stay away

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@TuckerCorbin73 @DeanPhillips76 @JesusBlackman23 @JohnIkenburg Looks like an Arby’s roast beef down there

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@DeanPhillips76 @winksteiner @tlschwerz Damn almost two weeks

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

You don’t know what love is #civilwarsavedyourass

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

"This is it for me, so I just want you all to know I love you with all my heart."

@AlexisMorrisWBB 💜��� @LSUwbkb

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@DeanPhillips76 @winksteiner @tlschwerz Sometimes old flames burn out

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@DeanPhillips76 One time I saw a fellow trucker shove a shovel handle down the throat of a lot lizard

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

I got a call from my local church today after I had asked that my granddaughter be baptized In dr.pepper but the pastor said “absolutely not she needs the lord’s blessing” or some shit

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[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

I believe so I heard the all star platter is “bussin” as my grandson says

[James Marathon @JamesMarathon63]

What’s going on guys so happy my son introduced me to this tweeter. Are we still going to the Waffle House after the high school reunion #thegangisbacktogether

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@TyrellDavis1977 @DeanPhillips76 Not if the cops kill you first

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

Who here thinks that pineapple belong on pizza and who thinks that melanin fellas can be in the same schools

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

With Easter coming up fast I decided to start decorating my house for the holiday so I went up into my attic but what I found was a bunch of leather clothes so I asked my wife what they were for and she said “it’s my movie props”? Can someone help explain this

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@DeanPhillips76 @may_gerald1970 Summer teeth, some are here some are there

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@winksteiner @DeanPhillips76 @DJLeMVP It’s been so long since I stepped on a field

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@DeanPhillips76 My mother said her dildos used to be made of wood

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

My family had Easter tonight and my grandson cracked a bud light sat down at the table and drank it and when he got up swear to god there was a 8 inch dildo suctioned to the chair #intestinetickler

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@DeanPhillips76 Yes it was with all the pronouns on it what is this world coming to Jim beam will never turn gay

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@DeanPhillips76 @winksteiner @DJLeMVP Remember the phrase piss rocket

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@AnnOkla If the world was fair I would blow sleepy joes brains out

[Rodney Barlow @rodneyB63]

@BobAnderson__ @S__Baksh #currymuncher