Rodney “Hot Rod” Crawford

Loyal. Humble. Blessed. | 27 | Tampa | “Unchained Hound” | YN at heart…don’t let the Peter Millar confuse you

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William banks is on an all time heater rn

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Thought I was stepping in my PM quarter zip but this random I got grouped with really put that shit on. The plaid vest is so tuff. #expand

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I would be so optimistic about the future if humans could make a song better than Sedona by houndmouth

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Back to back birdies is better than a blowjob #lank

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Idk who invented aux but I know they meant for me to be on it

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@rawrandy6 is the single worst bag coordinator of all time. Total dick for brains.

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“I left my pashmina right under my bass pro shops hat” #sickbro

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The billionaire oil tycoon in Jurassic world is low key misunderstood. He was just trying to maximize share holder value and the only ones getting shafted were velociraptors. #narrowview #corporatesocialresponsibility

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Horrible night for the franchise. Feel like Gelo when he got caught stealing those sick sunglasses in china. Need to drop tweaker soon.

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Freezing cold. @rawrandy6 lied and told everyone he was copping a sack. Not even looking forward to going out tonight anymore. #whydidishavemyballsforthis

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I’m still taking Lavar Ball on 1 leg over MJ #3for3

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What happened to the good reels? All of mine are foreign kids doing stand up or that lesbian chick who puts on chiefs outfits and does the gay ass shit with her chain

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@gradywilkins36 Clearly you have never been to CCV. The stoner fit fucks in Richmond.

Best,
Hot Rod

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One AirPod in at the bar. You not nonchalant you just a loser nigga.
#shrink

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This is proof that good things happen to good people.

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@who_got_bag Loyalty > Royalty

-Rodney Crawford 2024

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@huskerenjoyer Easy TQD. Bad question.

Best,
Rodney

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3 year starting QB in college. Super Bowl MVP as a WR…Person of color?
No.
Julian Edelman.
By far the best Jewish person ever. #goat

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Is there a flood in the forecast or is this what all the twinks are doing? #shrinkthegame

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@SheLoveDGold Sweet setup Darius. #milk

Ernestly,
Rod