Rodney Birch

Experienced @Salesforce consultant, integrating sales to the back office and @Xero.
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[Rodney Birch @rodneybirch]

@theauldsthretch Ah, there's a grand auld stretch in the evening, so there is.
#thegrandstretchisback @theauldsthretch

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

TOMORROW is #August1stTweetOutDay. Join me, @MzSgtPepper & the WHOLE WORLD in NOT tweeting for 24 hrs. I won't dignify accusations that this is a political statement when it is, in fact, simply an experimental STUNT because I'm bored & wanna see what happens. #TweetlessTuesday

[Rodney Birch @rodneybirch]

It's like the councils want a change of government.

[Peter Gabriel @itspetergabriel]

Sinéad was an extraordinary talent. She could move us with a candour and a passion with which so many people connected. The path she chose was always difficult and uncompromising but at every turn she would show her spirit and her courage. I feel lucky to have had the chance to work with her. - PG

Sinéad O'Connor at Womad 2014. Photo: York Tillyer

[john creedon @johncreedon]

Thank you Sharon. It has been a sureal experience. The avalanche of love for Sinead that rolled into the show from around the world was truly staggering. People can listen back to the programme here -
https://t.co/k0W1vXmt8t
#NothingCompares2U
#SineadOConnor

[Rick Danko Page @rickdankopage]

RIP #SineadOConnor
On July 21, 1990, in Berlin, Rick, Levon Helm and Garth Hudson joined Roger Waters for the concert The Wall, commemorating the fall of the Berlin Wall. They performed Mother, along with Sinéad O'Connor.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

“It’s not like I got up in the morning and said, ‘Okay, now let’s start a new controversy.’..It just so happens that what I do naturally causes trouble," Sinead O'Connor told Rolling Stone in 1991.

"I’m proud to be a troublemaker.”

More: https://t.co/TF3frNhlRB

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

'A true star' - Musician and author BP Fallon paid tribute to his friend Sinéad O'Connor following the news of her sudden death. He said she 'risked her career for the truth' and people are 'incredibly upset' at her passing | Read more: https://t.co/KzFrzzuaNP

[BP Fallon @bpfallon]

Sinead O’Connor RIP. I’m gutted.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

* A dyslexic walks into a bra.

* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Rodney Birch @rodneybirch]

@JakeRudh Murmur by @remhq

[Rodney Birch @rodneybirch]

@fingalpimpernel How do we know they didn't just do that? (Stated without evidence)
Divide and conquer!

[Ryanair Press Team @RyanairPress]

Today we announced a $3bn post war growth & invest plan to rapidly rebuild Ukraine’s aviation industry once the war ends and EASA declares that flying to/from Ukraine is safe again

✈️Up to 30 aircraft
✈️10M passengers
✈️600+ weekly flights
✈️Connecting 20+ EU capitals

[Rodney Birch @rodneybirch]

@zwitterio @fingalpimpernel 23 hours and 24 minutes?

[Paul Hayes @paulhayesman]

Elginatley done.

[Rodney Birch @rodneybirch]

Deeply anti-innovation sentiment in the media this week.

Anyone who takes a risk needs to be congratulated, whether it works out or not.

Bureaucrats being bad at bureaucracy is an entirely different issue.

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

Stage of cancer diagnosis in the Irish and English cervical audits were never compared in the media.

A simple task and may have been useful information for Irish public, as most countries benchmark against gold standard NHS Cervical Screening programme.

I'll give it a go 🤷‍♂️

[björk @bjork]

human behaviour #debut30

https://t.co/wedV6Kw4On

[Rodney Birch @rodneybirch]

@PadraigBelton Yeah, ok. That's a good one