Rodney Wendt

Is mayonnaise an instrument

[Rodney Wendt @rodneyfarva94]

So now that covid is over is it safe to pee in the pool again?

[Rodney Wendt @rodneyfarva94]

I really did it this time

[Matt @mattsaymyname]

Saw this on Facebook. I don't know these people..but if your name is Rodney... watch yourself! (Language)

[Rodney Wendt @rodneyfarva94]

Do frogs have the hiccups or are they burping

[Rodney Wendt @rodneyfarva94]

Are pop tarts ravioli?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

[Rodney Wendt @rodneyfarva94]

Y’all ever eat so aggressively that you cut your lip on a dorito?

[Rodney Wendt @rodneyfarva94]

I wonder if all my newly expired coupons will be accepted when this is over

[Rodney Wendt @rodneyfarva94]

When this is over the gym is going to be just as bad as the first 6 weeks of the new year #COVID19

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Well, I’m going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

[tobí rachel @TobiRachel_]

I survived coronavirus. Spent nearly 2 weeks indoors + in quarantine as my body fought it off. Yesterday, I took my first steps downstairs, headed straight to my garden + took a deep breath

Wasn’t gonna share this online but I’ve been encouraged to share hope & good news 1/18

[matt @dogfather]

omg his little helmet and stick sword he was so ready for battle

[Jakz @iamjakz]

My 15 y/o son says I’m wasting time & embarassing him by making videos of toilet paper funerals, I say I should keep making them because I think they’re funny. Who’s right? #ChrissysCourt

[📟🌐 TRÉ VAYNE, INC. 🌐📟 @trevaynebitch]

This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me

[John Nichols @NicholsUprising]

Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing.

#COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[Rodney Wendt @rodneyfarva94]

If this is the end of the world, I can find peace in knowing @TigerWoods won the last #Masters ever

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

hey now
you’re a horse girl
get your mane on
eat hay
hey now
you’re a horse, girl
nail your shoes on
scream neigh

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

You think this is funny? We only rate dogs. This is a walrus. Please be more careful. Thank you... 13/10