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eat my shorts

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"what would u do with a drunken sailor" give him a cigarette?? obv ?

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why the fuck canr i get a job kms

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i hate all of you but especially you

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not to brag but ive tried all the BJs pizookies bc my gf gets them for me for free

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My friend said its "Gay 9/11" in a group chat to which my other friend responded with this image.

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i finally understand why my mom always has so many tabs open on her phone

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plotting 9/11 jokes for my sister to make at her big girl job

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i wish popcorn crunching was so loud in my head that it sounded like explosions because popcorn needs to be louder to eat

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i am so in love what do i do with myself

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my jaw has been clicking since last weekend

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theyre putting kratom in the applebees spinach and artichoke dip

[book struggles @book_struggles]

u guys forget #she is also part of this mind map

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i miss nicotine

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hit geek bar into brain until dead

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she Yo on my Fro till i O

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omg thats insane

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ive said it before and ill say it again: "?" is the meanest thing a gay person can text you

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she go all carnival on my daisy till its electric

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so does anyone know what the daisy has to do with electric or carnival

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morgan wallen actually sounds AI to me idk how to explain it better

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yall arent ready for my rant on why everyones so weird about masc lesbians #prayfortowa #whatsup