Rod Skyhook

My pseudonym is from a Modern Family episode where Phil dresses up as a rodent to spy on his kids at a party claiming to be a kid named Rod Skyhook.

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

There has been a lot of talk about sympathy for the “sports parents” of MN assuming @GovTimWalz shuts down youth sports today. This is me, Covid+, prepping to teach my kids from home. Got sick immediately after coaching a recent traveling basketball tournament. Get perspective.

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@floyding I think the question was addressed to Menfolk, not Boyfolk Zach. Stand down.

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@kyle_matteson I’d be willing to negotiate to acquire that shirt Solace.

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@onejoey Man, the use and timing of the drop of that track in famed and near perfect 📺 show “The OC” is still something I think about a lot. 🙏

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@kyle_matteson Deeply in on this

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@TWolvesLead The original jerseys. Thanks!

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@floyding I more intrigued with whatever the F Peter Pham appears to be talking about in response. What the?

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@ryenarussillo My man is getting roughly $60 mil annually in his deal. There are a lot of great cities in this league. Trade him where it works best for your future Blazers. He will add value and ball out regardless.

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@SheaSerrano Answering your actual question here. Watch the English Premier League. Best and most accessible league in the world. Enjoy and congrats on Primo! Pop back on The Rewatchables, time permitting. 👊

[Zach @floyding]

problem solved

[kyle @___solace__]

We used to be a proper country…

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

Not every day that you can say today is the first day of the rest of your life…

[Dana Wessel @DanaWessel]

The world deserves a Ted Lasso spinoff of just Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt being bros and doing bro stuff together. No major conflict or cliffhangers. Just things like, "This week Roy and Jamie go fishing."

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

SOUTH CAROLINA: we haven’t lost a basketball game in over a year

CAITLIN CLARK:

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@JimPolzinWSJ Shoot the ball when you are open two feet from the rim?

[Better Woj @BetterWoj]

Breaking: Los Angeles Lakers guard Austin Reaves seen on IG Live showing off new Nintendo Switch controller, sources tell ESPN.

[Parted Beard @PartedBeard]

Richarlison showboating for no particular reason, Johnson beautifully hoofs him straight up in the air. Satisfying to watch.
https://t.co/5v2Cu4dJym

[Paul Merrill @StuffaboutMpls]

You guys...Santa had to break up a fight at Rosedale just now

[Rod Skyhook @RodneySkyhook]

@TweetsByCollin You’re just frustrated because he hasn’t stopped by your offices and pressured people to ask for his autograph (!) lately.