Rodney Toffington

Sir Rodney Toffington-Smythe. Retired army brigadier general. Conservative Party member. Fussy old man. Football tragic. Capnolagniac. Voyeur. Lover of women.

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On this Australia Day, where there is so much talk of it as Invasion Day, etc. let's not forget this aspect of our nation as succinctly enunciated here by our ethnic communities who made this land their home

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This @AnthonyFergo @palf75 @JimmyJimmyWin

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I love a fist date @Janahocking

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between your luscious thighs

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Where is your happy place? 🌅

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So this is me

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Finally found nude pics of Mercy Rose Watson. I'm in love

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you can't spell "Coalition" without "coal" @LiberalAus #auspol

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#amreading

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Those were the days. Bags of peanuts for sale on the boards behind the bars in pubs and working men's clubs. The bag of nuts over the girls tits were always the last bag to be sold @JimmyJimmyWin @AnthonyFergo @palf75

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Shop in China. This is funny on so many levels.

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#BBC #TOTWHU @palf75 @AnthonyFergo