Rodolphus Lestrange

Husband, Death Eater, in that order. Either you're with me or you're against me.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack You truly believe you're clever, don't you? How sad.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack Sticks and stones, Andromeda. Sticks and stones.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack He knows plenty of you and your ilk... not to mention that little vermin you spawned however many years ago. #BloodTraitor

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack No, if he were smart, he wouldn't trust YOU. And look! He doesn't! #problemsolved

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

The Dark Lord has been running me ragged. Apparently he doesn't have any other trustworthy Francophones among his legion. #merde

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack Ah, there is that Blood Traitor sense of humour coming into play. Don't worry. I'm laughing on the inside.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@The_Bellatrix Thank Merlin there aren't any elf-ghosts roaming around the place.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack Please. I am more dignified than that.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@The_Bellatrix Well, I can at least be sure that they fully understood the severity of their misdeeds before they were cooked alive.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

Suddenly we're talking about Twitter elves? Scum, the lot of them. You can see exactly how good of a job they've done with my own Twitter.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack I do not think I have ever seen her behave in a way inappropriate to whatever the circumstances were.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@Bad_Bella_Black --I will avow that if I could not have you, I would have none other. Though I hardly see how I am being dramatic, mon cœur.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@Bad_Bella_Black *meets her gaze steadily* Bellatrix, I have always been certain of my decision. If it puts your newfound concerns to rest--

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack I'm sorry you have such a poor impression of your sister. It seems clear to me you must have done something to incur her wrath

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack If you haven't noticed, the Lestrange children have nary a blemish on their social records. I believe we'll manage quite well.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack Bellatrix and I will have the most revered Pureblood children. They shall be brought up properly... and with MANNERS #hinthint

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack The only part of our marriage that will cause me to suffer will be the knowledge that our children will be related to you.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack It seems that's an insult more to your sister than to me... I won't suffer Bellatrix being insulted!! @The_Bellatrix

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@BlastedBlack ...out if respect for your family, I will not offer a retort.

[Rodolphus Lestrange @RodolphusL]

@Bad_Bella_Black -- You are the only woman who can hold my interest, and I have always been and shall always be loyal only unto you.