Rodney “The Solution” Phillips

graduated highschool in 13’ | pi phi connoisseur | divorce lawyer | WDE

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@nackattack47 Unfortunately I can relate after last night

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

I texted my old situationship at 2 am last night “hey, how’s ur summer been?” I genuinely might be a fuckin retard

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

Is anyone else’s biggest fear in life also being poor? #LANK

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@johnwoodyharr She has the same facial structure as lord Farquad

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@brodo_baggins1 I know who this is and she’s literally fat too, figure it out u sloot

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@litebeerasschug My parents named me some bullshit, who wants to be named Arthur

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@JimmySands82 Emphasis on 9,17, 33,44 and 45

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@2beers2hungover Good swell coming in tomorrow?

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

Yall ever go to the grocery store on a Sunday w ur mom and then run into the girl u lost ur virginity there also with their mom? Nah, Just me? cool.

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@lilIngramtheIII Welcome!

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@MikeStuddler Rollins lax🤙🏽🥶

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Skipped work yesterday 2 golf👍🏽 #visionary

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@JJwiththeshifts Makes sense with that outfit, nice cargo khakhi pants u fuckin loser

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@paisleycannons

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@Ivonnasbuttplg I like my girls a little fat like this

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3 weeks into the internship and I’ve already fallen into the corporate slave lunchtime walk… is this actually my next 40 years? #LANK

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@EdwardJRburns @gagnesseverde3n Yeah Brian, we are one in the same

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@squeezyanita 🚀

[Rodney “The Solution” Phillips @rodphillips22]

@Delbartthe3rd Teach me