Rodrigo Ang Escobar

Digital Advertising Pro to taga-timpla ng kape at taga-hugas ng pinggan. I tweet stuff what I can't post on FB. Puro mura at reklamo. Beware. Follow me not!

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

*in spelling my name...

First name - Rodrigo, as in Rodrigo Duterte
Last name - Escobar, as in Pablo Escobar
Middle name - Ang, as in Atong Ang

Yeah, that's right. Fear me.

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Kadiri pero di ko alam bakit ako kinikilig kay Ryzza Mae at Bimby. 🤣

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Late na yung ingress!

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

[As of 6:30 a.m., June 30]

Itinatayo na ang entablado sa bahagi ng White Plains Avenue para sa isinasagawang rally ng mga miyembro ng Iglesia Ni Cristo ngayong Martes, Hunyo 30. Hindi na madaanan ang kahabaan ng kalsada. | via @ChrisSitson

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Tang ina niyo mag-rarally kayo on a fucking rush hour Tuesday

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

I think i did well... 6 years after. You survived grief and loss, dear self. You did good. You did good.

Life has its own way of making you bounce back. And it may not be what you expect, but it surely is for the best.

At least... hindi na ako nakaka-amoy ng kape randomly.

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Ang daming hiring ng "Digital marketing expert"...

People, nobody can be an expert on something that changes every few months.

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

People really don't understand that a DTI business name registration is really just a piece of paper saying na...

"O pag mag-nenegosyo ka, etong name yung pwede mo gamitin... PAG mag-nenegosyo ka"...

This doesn't mean pwede na. This is step 1 out of 7-8 steps!

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Mga milenyal at x talaga are built different. Gen Z talaga weakshit. Naulanan lang, nagkasakit na... pinagbuhat mo lang, nangalay na.... sabay lagnat.

What snowflakes. Such frail and delicate bodies. Can't take shit.

future is doomed based on what I'm personally experiencing.

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Gen Zs are built different ano? Weaklings. Lagi may sakit.

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Sobrang walang kwenta ng universal teller machine na yan kung laging unavailable.

That machine costs millions, and now it's just sitting there fucking useless.

Oo... BDO Farmers Plaza branch. Ikaw yan.

Pakingshet. #BDO #BDOBulok

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Like, one way or another... no matter how hard you keep yourself healthy... abiding by the rules, knowledge at par with the experts... talagang magkakaroon ka rin talaga ng problema sa katawan. Hahaha. In my case, this stupid right eye. Taena patanggal ko nalang, may isa pa naman

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Pota ang masakit dito eh talagang nature will find a way to give your body a problem noh?

Healthy living, 45+ VO2 max, strength of a 21 year old, stamina of a teenager... endurance of an amateur athlete...

Pero may tama naman sa mata. Potaena this life.

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Dapat AI nalang nagpapatakbo ng gobyerno eh. Wala nang tao.

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Learning how to live na may bilog na lumulutang sa paningin ko. Hahahhaa.

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

doctor told me na my eye issue might be caused by lifting heavy...

Ah pota, tanggalin na yang mata na yan

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

pota kung ano ano nalang topic namin netong AI na 'to

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Legit na taga-Davao na ako. Someone just asked me for directions... tapos alam ko sagot. Hahahahaha

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Sakto lang pala talaga ang 24 sa erkon ano

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Ay yung totoo? After ng pimple sa loob ng kaliwang butas nang ilong... sa kabila naman? Ano yan para pantay?

Tanginang puberty 'to. Ayyy! hahaha

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Kinakabahan na ako... ayaw bumaba ng tae ko sa inidoro ng gym. 😬

[Rodrigo Ang Escobar @rodrigoaescobar]

Perpekto na AF talaga kung may ice machine sila.

Kahit open lang on peak hours, basta meron. hahaha