@locaweb Só falta melhorar aquele login LAMENTÁVEL da central do cliente, que toda vez, mesmo vc marcando que quer confiar no dispositivo atual, pede um código que demora 4 noites pra chegar...
@Jgcastro@Doortraveler1 home and placed an ice pack down there, saying he got burnt by something. Needless to say after that, he lost his wife and she lost her friend. Neither one of them knows what I did. Now if I see either on e of them I always ask, "Where's the fire?"
@Jgcastro@Doortraveler1 hour. I put them back in the car before he woke up. He told me he had to go help his mom with some things aroung the house.
He left.
3 hours later my best friend called to tell me that she had sex with her "boyfriend" and that now she was on fire down there!
My husband came>>
@Jgcastro@Doortraveler1 Click Bait. A história completa é essa:
When I was still married, I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so i poked a hole in the wrapper of each one. Then I preceded to soak them in habanero pepper juice for an >>
Aí a pessoa se lasca de trabalhar, sacrifica finais de semana com os filhos, família, deixa de descansar, não tira férias, e quando vence parece aos olhos dos outros que ficou rica "da noite para o dia"... Foda isso. :(
Fui mostrar uma amiga nossa da época de faculdade a um amigo meu... Mostrar como ela, apesar dos quase 50 anos está bonita... E ele lançou: Ela deve ter ficado rica da noite para o dia. Olha o instagram dela... --->