noah

no one fucks you like i do ꕤ

[ozzy @ozzerrozzer]

you in gay people business that’s your fault

[liza 🗝️ @babybritained]

someone who “stopped pretending” to like girls could never write these songs #btw

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

not that i should be clarifying details over the loss of my cat, but since people are being weird..
1) i’ve cat-proofed every balcony i’ve ever had, with bird spikes & plastic covers. this is the only building that didn’t allow me to.

2) my balcony door also has a bug screen, it turns out the cleaners opened the door to let a breeze in (not to clean the balcony bc i’ve never asked for that) and didn’t close the screen door, so a couple minutes later, my cat stepped out on the balcony and then fell.

3) as heartbroken as i am, i don’t want to blame anyone. this was a heartbreaking, freak accident. i’m very sad, and just clarifying things.

[Caesarmachine @notshawarmachin]

"I am an innocent little lamb and you are all mean wolves because I dont hate the genocidal ethnostate!"

[alexa 💫 @soggy_seal]

being suicidal but too pussy to actually go through with it

[lid @eyelidglue]

i have to send out a “this isn’t gonna work out” text

[SH @asr7c]

not my house but i know my way around

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

sorry for leaving stream abruptly, i was notified my cat was in the ER, and as soon as i made it to the vet they told me she didn’t make it.

i love you forever mimi.

[mariam ◞🪽゛#STB @hashtaglesbyler]

someone who "pretends to like girls" could never write bags

[claire cottrill @clairo]

@statesidebae Why do I have to prove to everyone who I sleep with ? Do you guys want a list or something ? Be so for real

[Nadia 🩷 @womwithnoo]

This thing destroying the environment doesn't have big bad toxic cartoon gad coming out of it, therefore it is perfectly safe and we should not think about it any harder

[angel @musikbabii]

gave my ex a second chance and he did me worse than the first time

[L to the OG @tlologn]

when a resident evil game gives you a lot of powerful ammo all at once

[#MIAU @miaupple]

lost my favorite person through self sabotage

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

IT’S ME!

See you October 1 @fnaf_scottgames

[jordyn 𑣲⋆ @jordynceIeste]

just said “bisexual fragrance” to a customer instead of unisex

[raja @rrajablast]

whoever messy types drunk is a liar i typed this just fine u posers

[Soumo (Locked in arc 🌼) @_Epinephrine_]

Some nigga said this is how miles morales was born 😭

[rev @senqoi]

me trying not to go into psychosis after oomf talked to me everyday for days then dipped