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http://t.co/3n1nEthH I work with

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Visa it’s everywhere you want to be Visa is in Halle Berry’s ass?

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http://t.co/xiQunwB2 Impress an Asian chick by treating her as an equal

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With Twitter, who needs imaginary friends? http://t.co/E3eMS6qo

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http://t.co/6XYo8iGb Recycling Jesus died for our bins

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Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have.

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http://t.co/xiQunwB2 Accuse someone of denying everything

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Today is Tax Day http://t.co/87n0yRp8